Phrases that set me free

[Horn^I^Dog]

OK, it's not really a problem here. But y'all have to understand I've been around forever; read tons of reviews; and I may just be a lill OLD country mouse but I'm an ass hole.

That being said here are a few cliched phrases used in reviews that set me free. If you have any to add, please doe.

1) She has (tits, ass, pussy, etc.) to die for! Hell, I'm north of 107 and in all those years I ain't never thought, "I'd put a gun to my head just to see her (tits, ass,pussy, etc.).

2) I (ventured, slithered, etc.) southward to her pussy. Do bring a compass with you to a session? You mean you don't do daty unless her feet are pointing to the south?

3) She had responsive nipples. Hell, I've talked to over 100 providers' nipples. To date none have talked back.

4) She seemed to enjoy it until she had her first O. You weren't sure if she liked it and then the bell rang?

5) Her pussy was tasty and sweet. I can understand tasty, but sweet? The only sweet pussies I've ever tasted were Rebecca's and Hooter's. And that was using honey dust. (Aside: They REALLY know how to use honey dust getting and giving!!! Ahh, the memories...)

6) Activities included.No kissing, cbj, a true GFE. I had that girlfriend. She's now a librarian.

7) Several tattoos but not distracting. NO SHIT! If they're not on her face, and they're not glowing in the dark, how can they distract you from boinking?

8) After my first bell, we rested and chatted for 16 seconds and it was time for round two. Get real; do the time line. A normal one hour session goes about like this. 10-15 minutes of chatting or catching up. 30 minutes of play. 10-15 minutes of post play. Average recovery time after a bell is 20 minutes. If you can squeeze off 2 bells in an hour you're a freak of nature.

9) CBJ CIMNQNS in the activities. I've actually seen this one. No comments needed.

10) Her face is blurred in her pictures but she's much better looking in person. So you weren't drunk off your ass and could actually see her face when you met her?

These are just a few. If you have others, please add.

HID

[jwood]

Do you have a pic of Hooters

[Pharmaguy729]

too funny... number 6 is the one that always gets me..... it should be labeled the BPE not GFE......

[ChloeCox]

Thanks for giving me a good laugh HID! Im coming through Waco in March!

[SimplyGwen]

Originally Posted by ChloeCox

Thanks for giving me a good laugh HID! Im coming through Waco in March!

Watch out for the those Branch Davidians! j/k

[Horn^I^Dog]

Originally Posted by jwood

Do you have a pic of Hooters

Originally Posted by Gwendolyn Cain

Watch out for the those Branch Davidians! j/k

JW: I still have the ONLY pics of Hooter that show her face. But She told me she'd kick my ass if I ever gave them out or posted them. I honestly believe she'd do it! LOL

Gwqen: Waco = We Ain't Coming Out

HID

[jwood]

Hooter was before my time where was she located?

[Horn^I^Dog]

Hooter used to work primarily out of Dallas. She and Rebecca were my first and only two girl. They set the bar so high no one else could reach it.

HID

[Yosemitesambo]

Never met Hooter. But, Rebecca is in a league of her own.