new subspecies.....

[Guest083013]

They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

[flinde]

When I saw your headline, I thought you were talking about this Dennis:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...w-species.html

[mwsatx]

The skeletal part of the illustration is incorrect. It shows a backbone, which homo slackass-erectus clearly does not have.

[GentlemanCaller007]

And to cope with inadequate higher brain function, can typically be observed to abbreviate anything it hears to simplify commications down to its own level. e.g.

"Sup' SA?"

[Guest070517]

Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

I wish I could say you are wrong..... BUT you are 100% dead on.

[CrimsonValkyrie]

Hmmm maybe a "thinning of the herd" is what we need to give homo sapiens sapiens a fighting chance.

[joesnapshot]

Damn, you guys sound just like parents did back in the '60's
The drawing is funny though.