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Old 10-29-2012, 11:29 PM   #1
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When asked why He would have a hurricane this close to the national elections, He said He wants the republicans to have a blanket to cry in for the next 4 years.
Pressed for clarification, He hemmed and hawed until finally admitting He was reducing the number of voters in states that Obama would win anyway so that the republican "douche-bag" would win the popular vote while falling far short on the electoral front.
Bursting into thunderous out loud laughter, He was heard to quip, "Fuck those assholes if they can't take a joke. They're all going to hell anyways."
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When asked why He would have a hurricane this close to the national elections, He said He wants the republicans to have a blanket to cry in for the next 4 years.
Pressed for clarification, He hemmed and hawed until finally admitting He was reducing the number of voters in states that Obama would win anyway so that the republican "douche-bag" would win the popular vote while falling far short on the electoral front.
Bursting into thunderous out loud laughter, He was heard to quip, "Fuck those assholes if they can't take a joke. They're all going to hell anyways."
People with no sense of humor should leave jokes to the professionals.
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And people with rage issues should have them addressed by professionals also.


MMM x 13K is still 0.
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:53 PM   #4
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People with no sense of humor should leave jokes to the professionals.
If you were nice I would explain it to you.

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And people with rage issues should have them addressed by professionals also.


MMM x 13K is still 0.
You still live off guy's balls.
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If you were nice I would explain it to you.
I've never seen an explanation help a lousy joke.
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Old 10-30-2012, 12:02 AM   #6
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Your probably haven't told a joke,since,your sisters water broke!
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If you were nice I would explain it to you.



You still live off guy's balls.
Oh yeah, you want nice. Fuck Off.
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