We have an early one this week.
Thursday, Oct 18
2
Oregon
Arizona St
Winner: Oregon
Watch out Duckies, ASU is much improved under Toddy GrahamCracker and they can score. You might actually need your defense to win this one.
Defense? who needs defense? You will one day Duckies, but not this time. Toddy GrahamCracker gets soggy trying to swim with the Ducks.
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Winner: Clemson
A year ago this would have been a game. Don't pull a T. Bowden now, Dabo.
Dabo continues to break the T. Bowden model by beating the small fry. Now he needs to consistently beat the Big Dogs.
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Winner: Ohio St.
Pope Urbie II is winning but living dangerously. Don't forget to dot the I in script Ohio at home, Carmen.
Purdue 22
7
Ohio St 29
Give the Pope of Ohio credit. The Buckeyes could have folded and blamed it on losing their QB but showed some Midwest grit by pulling it out.
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Winner: Rutgers
Whatever.
19
Rutgers 35
Temple 10
Whatever.
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Winner: LSU
Crazy Lester shoves Honey Boo Boo up Reveille's poop shoot. Ouch.
6
LSU 24
20
Texas A&M 19
How dare that Crazy Lester abusing those poor little aggies. ahaha. News flash aggheads defense rules the SEC.
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Winner: Cal
Why? Why Not? And no help from the band this time.
22
Stanford 21
California 3
What the heck, took a swing at an upset. Cal's Band could have scored more.
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Winner: Michigan
Sparty doesn't have what it takes this year to beat UM in the Big House.
Michigan St 10
23
Michigan 12
Sparty nearly does have what it takes, especially if UM lays a 12 point turkey on offense,
in the Big House.
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Winner: ND
I liked it better when ND sucked. Oh well.
ND needed a save from Touchdown Jesus here. Didn't look like a number 5 team at all.
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Winner: Boise St.
Still waiting for smurfies to find their offense. Not like you'd need it against a 1-6 UNLV team.
UNLV 7
24
Boise St 32
That's more like it, Smurfies. After the opening day loss to Sparty you quietly do what Smurfs do. Win.
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Winner: Louisville
As expected the Son of pipsqueak is already on the hot seat while C. Strong is the hot coach.
Cardiac Cards. Still undaunted and undefeated. For now.
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Winner: S Carolina
UF is not a number 3 team and Steve Superior schools Will in his old house.
9
S Carolina 11
3
Florida 44
Bah. So you spanked the HBC in his old house. UF still ain't that good and Lattimore wasn't healthy. And you play a weak SEC East schedule.
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Winner: TCU
Patty. what else do you need to know?
A great game. After a shaky start Tubby shows some Pirate swagger after all.
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Winner: USC
Don't blow your climb back into the race against the Colorado school of mines, Kiffy.
Well. SC finds that offense again. Too bad it showed up against terrible CU team.
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Winner: Toledo
Cincy is the most overrated team in the top 25 and the Rockets prove it.
21
Cincinnati 23
Toledo 29
Told ya Cincy was overrated.
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Winner: WVA
Only because it's in Morgantown. Bring your lighter fluid and couches, WVA. Time for a victory bonfire.
4
Kansas St 55
17
W Virginia 14
I really expected this to be a good match-up. Hall of Fame bound Snyder shows upstart Holgorsen it's not as easy as it looks.
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Winner: OU
FatAssWeiss. Loser.
Kansas 7
10
Oklahoma 52
FatAssWeiss. Loser.
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Winner: UGA
UK is so bad they are playing for the Bobby Petrino Bowl. That's real bad.
The Joker was nearly on Richt. Meanwhile the Joker is is soon to be replaced by the Batman Petrino.
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Winner: Alabama
No chance whatsoever Rocky Top. NONE.
1
Alabama 44
Tennessee 13
This game was not even that close. Saban's going to light up his D for giving up 13 to a bad Vols team. Always a coaching moment, eh Nicky?
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Winner: Miss St.
I still don't think State is that good, but it won't matter today.
Mid Tenn St 3
15
Miss St 45
Doesn't matter today. It will next week. Big time. Welcome to Satan's house.
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Winner: FSU
You have way more to play for, Jimbo. Don't get caned.
12
Florida St 33
Miami (FL) 20
Jimbo moves on. Miami gets lost in the everglades.
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Winner: Oregon St.
The Beavers aren't that good but the Utes are that bad.
Utah 7
8
Oregon St 21
Only 21 in your house against the Utes? Overrated.
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Waco Kid's College Football week 6
