Street Negoitations in Tijuana

[Typhon100]

My former place of residence was in San Diego California. When we made a “Run for the Border;” we ended up in Tijuana, in Zona Norte/North Zone (also called Zona Rojas Red Zone).

Inexpensive ladies/sex, plenty of booze, and bargaining is required by men!

However! Many men have never been to Tijuana, and don’t understand the fine art of negotiating with a street girl. I will submit this video to help out newbies to the sexual paradise. This video should help get along, and please take it tongue in cheek. This is the infamous TJ Amigo negotiating with a SG. Sadly some parts of it are true. The reader just has to figure out what parts are, or not true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnCkE5RpK0

For those readers are Spanish-challenged:

Chi Chi = breasts
Padrote = Pimp
Sin Ropa = No clothes

[gnadfly]

Been to TJ but never had those skanky girls standing outside or on Revoluccion street. Wife still asks about my Adelita's t-shirt.

The negotiations for door girls in NLBT is similar. Some hobbyists consider it foreplay.

Sorry to hear you moved out of San Diego. If I lived there, you'd have to send me back in a coffin.

[waverunner234]

my favorite in tj

http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/my-jullette.html

[gnadfly]

Around 1998 in Adelita's I banged this chick who looked just like Sofia Vergara - body and face. This was right after Fuera de Serie had gone off the air.

Session ran over, multiple knocks on door, she told them to get lost. Came all over her huge tits. After she cleaned up, she was bending over the vanity, applying lipstick and kept saying "I lub my jhob." She wasn't kidding. $48 well spent. That's FORTY-EIGHT.

That chick is cute. Whenever I hear "Tijuana" the street taco smell fills my head.

[waverunner234]

I hear they are $60 now (and I don't mean the taco's).
But I like the escorts better. You can't beat $400 overnight.

[Typhon100]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

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Sorry to hear you moved out of San Diego. If I lived there, you'd have to send me back in a coffin.

Damned STRAIGHT!

I miss SD so bad. The border was only a 20 minute drive, and escort/sex prices were cut by almost 200%

I really enjoy Mexico, but from Corpus all I have is Matamoros, Nuevo Laredo, and Reynosa, and I'm not crazy enough to venture here!

[Typhon100]

Originally Posted by waverunner234

my favorite in tj

http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/my-jullette.html

I agree with both of you comments waverunner. I more or less avoided the SGs, AB, Las Chevalas, etc. I went to escort agencies for more bang for my buck in the way of cheaper prices, 8 hour sessions. However; I personally preferred using Dennis at Mexico Lindo Bar, http:/http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com/. Just go to the Price Special tab, and begin researching. The reason I turne down your agency is that the workers are photoshopped. Kind of a bait and switch in my opinion. Dennis doesn't photo shop his ladies.

This being said and to other readers coming in late; both agencies are fairly reasonable as to price, services, and reliability. I never been screwed once by either of them. If the woman turned up flaky; both Mondo and Dennis took very quick care of the situation with a simple phone call from the client!

If you are a member of Juan's Tijuana, search under user name of Cerberus and Sunny under escort agency reviews. Photos are in Hotel Ticuan. Christ! Was this 19 year old a thermonuclear device, or what!?! She has retired due to family issues.

And BTW! Stop talking about street tacos will you? LOL! I miss them so bad after being in Corpus Christi and eating the soupy Central Mexico-style tacos. Who the f _ _ k puts gravy on a carne asada burrito? Corpus Chisti does! Asshats!