Has your wife ever caught you -- or suspected?

[TravelinTony]

I heard a story about a guy who requested outcall to his house. His wife works during the day. So there they were (him and the escort)...engaged in action...and the wife unexpectedly came home. <gulp>

In my case, I once bought some Vicki's Secrets stuff for a lady and left the stuff with her. But I didn't realize the receipt had fallen on the floor (in my house). My wife found it, immediately got suspicious and began the interrogation. Luckily, her birthday was a week or two away and, thinking quickly, I said, "I bought that stuff for you. It was supposed to be a surprise." I don't know if she fully believed me or not, but the interrogation stopped. Then I had to go back to Vicki's, with the receipt, and match everything I'd bought for the escort with the same item for my wife (who's quite a few sizes larger).

The wife ended up taking it back to Vicki's and getting a refund.

[pyramider]

Anyone that has an outcall to his house and is married/SO deserves what he gets.

[Ed Highlight]

Originally Posted by TravelinTony

I heard a story about a guy who requested outcall to his house. His wife works during the day. So there they were (him and the escort)...engaged in action...and the wife unexpectedly came home. <gulp>

In my case, I once bought some Vicki's Secrets stuff for a lady and left the stuff with her. But I didn't realize the receipt had fallen on the floor (in my house). My wife found it, immediately got suspicious and began the interrogation. ......

Dumb and dumber - you get careless, you get caught - simple as that!!

[Tatiana M.]

One of my ATF regulars had to stop seeing me because his wife found out. When I asked him how she found out, she went thru his bank/ATM records and noticed $300 being withdrawn every time he was away on business. He was upfront and honest. He told her the truth for what those withdraws were for. Months went by and I just assumed he was done with the hobby. Then one day there was an email from him requesting a date. Surprised yet elated, I accepted. When we met I asked him how he was able to see me, considering his wife goes thru all his records. He said that he had to save up a little at a time, here and there, not withdrawing a big lump sum, to make it inconspictuous. I no longer see him because he doesn't come into my area for business anymore. But I do know he still hobbies. I do not know if he is still married.

[Mature Companion]

First and foremost. If you have an S/O. You don't play at home. Unless your spouse hobbies with you. As that's simply asking for trouble.
And if you have a spouse. You never ever change your ways. You don't change your grooming habits unless the S/O asks you to.
You don't change your behaviour. If you had to beg for sex before you hobbied. You still beg for sex even if your hobbying and just had some 20min before arriving home. You beg and either take the rejection at home or you muster up the energy and give it to her when she wants it, even if you just put out 3xs with a provider, prior to going home.
Women are not stupid creatures. Nor are they naive. We know when men start changing things about themselves and their daily habits.

[Fancyinheels]

^^^ Gospel, guys. Memorize.

[atxdream]

If you truly care about your SO, then you will become a 007 of sorts to protect her in every way possible from finding out. Don't look at it as "not get caught" but instead as "not devastating her world and hurting her beyond what you can imagine". I have no sympathy for a guy who is reckless with another person's sense of security & feelings.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

^^^ Gospel, guys. Memorize.

First its do not take a dump at the incall.

Then its shower prior to appointment.

Now its memorization ...


Why are women so high maintenance?

[When You Are Ready]

I treat each time as if it's the first time. By that, I mean I'm always very careful.

[SneakyCancer]

i agree ATXdream.....don't be wreckless....., Shit happens but that doesnt mean everyone has to see it and smell it.