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Kit-4-Kat · 02-07-2011, 02:29 PM

A piece of ass so good you get a tear in your eye!!! - Playboy Funnies

Yeah, it's an oldie but a goody! Happily, it's applicable to my hot date in the wee hours of this morning! Yeppers! I sure needed to feel sexy & got even more than that! I really thought I was going to burst out in tears *hence the subject* if I didn't just EXPLODE from the sheer pleasure of this "cunning linguist". OMG! WOW! Anyway, just thought I'd share my happy sex thoughts.

XOXOX
Kat

*rowr*

Sexy Roxanne · 02-07-2011, 03:02 PM

LOL...ok I found one that is kinda funny.

Have you heard about the new version of Playboy Magazine for married men?

The centerfold is the same every month.

I guess that can be true unless they are playing here

Kit-4-Kat · 02-07-2011, 03:06 PM

LOL That's great! I read all my dad's Playboy's before him when they came in the brown paper sleeve. You guys remember those days? When there were still staples? hehe

There has to be a joke about that change...

knotty man · 02-07-2011, 03:09 PM

lil boy asks his dad "whats the difference between a pussy and a bitch?". the dad grabs a playboy and opens it to the centerfold. draws a circle between her legs and tells his son "see that circle, everything inside it is a pussy". the boy then asks then ,whats a bitch. to which the dad replied "everything outside that circle!".
hope i didnt offend any ladies. just relayin the joke

Sexy Roxanne · 02-07-2011, 03:53 PM

funny knotty man!

Dagny D.E.W. · 02-07-2011, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knotty man

,whats a bitch. to which the dad replied "everything outside that circle!".
hope i didnt offend any ladies. just relayin the joke

No offense taken, just funny!

Guest120311-2 · 02-08-2011, 01:53 PM

Dads mags! Why did they think no one would find them under the bathroom sink????
Silly men!

knotty man · 02-08-2011, 11:27 PM

so im at my Dr. office for my flu shot. the nurse tells me "your just gonna feel a little prick". all i could think of is.....so, this is what it must be like to be my ATF!

rCoder · 02-09-2011, 02:05 AM

One of the cartoons that I can still see if I close my eyes was from a playboy during my formative years. Picture two guys break dancing and two dogs watching. One dog says to the other, "If they caught us doing that, they'd worm us!"