Jack off into my drink please......

[Ms. Milani]

Um yea.....let's hope this doesn't really happen!

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[Rossboss]

WTF. Ha

[Fancyinheels]

Reminds me of an old porno, one of the first I was ever, uh, "exposed" to, set in a restaurant. Guy jacks off into a salad at one young lady's table ("I'd like the naturally creamy dressing, please."), at another a different fellow fills a wine glass with his "personal vintage" for a well-dressed businesswoman, and a waitress on her back atop a third table is writing down the menu items a fellow is getting as he pulls her panties aside and dines on her.

I'd like to find that movie again. Fond memories.

[Precious_b]

Personally believe in donating it straight up, off the tap.

I'm sorry. Couldn't resist

[Ms. Milani]

That actually does sound like a cool porno!

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Reminds me of an old porno, one of the first I was ever, uh, "exposed" to, set in a restaurant. Guy jacks off into a salad at one young lady's table ("I'd like the naturally creamy dressing, please."), at another a different fellow fills a wine glass with his "personal vintage" for a well-dressed businesswoman, and a waitress on her back atop a third table is writing down the menu items a fellow is getting as he pulls her panties aside and dines on her.

I'd like to find that movie again. Fond memories.

[guest091214-2]

hahaha this is fucking funny!

[Manster711]

I remember that porno. Was my of my first. That we're are dressed elegant formal wear. The images that stay in your mind!!! : )

[Yoyoma]

Originally Posted by Precious_b

Personally believe in donating it straight up, off the tap.

I'm sorry. Couldn't resist

One Semen-weiser please - no, straight from the tap ...

[Joe Buck]

Anyone remember the original American Pie movie where Stiffler chugged a beer that his buddy had just popped a nut in.

[LoveToKiss]

The thought of it makes me puke....

[Charlottehoney]

Whoever said semen has a delicate flavor obviously never tasted it straight up on the rocks!

[Guest061815-1]

Now you got me started on drink names: the Gin Jizzy, the Pop-Off Vodka martini, the Jack-in-Coke, and the White Rushin' (for the guys with PE problems.) I'd better stop now...

[Charlottehoney]

Oh and the Tequila Cumprize and of course this gives the blowjob shot a whole other level of creme.

[TSBrittanyMae]

lol, Malaya, you crack me up! lol

[Dakota123]

Is this for real??? they cant just have cum sitting behind the counter ready to mix.... can they???? wtf.....

0_0 Mind blown.....