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Old 09-21-2012, 07:13 AM   #1
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What the fuck?
Four donut eaters get caught writing tickets with another officer as a "witness".
Their intent was to build up overtime to make more money.
Makes yhou wonder how many of those 40,000 tickets per month were falsified and the officer listed as a witnes was not actually a witness.
That sounds more like something criminal and not just a violtion of policy.

These donut eaters get a few days off with no pay and will be out doing it again.
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:29 AM   #2
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That's approximately 333 tickets a day. I say bullshit, cocksuckers would have writers cramps, doing that many tickets. Motherfuckers should go to prison .
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:43 AM   #3
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Yeah that is foul.
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:48 AM   #4
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I got pulled over the other day on Smith by 1 cop standing in the street with his radar and the other cop on the side street writing the tickets.

So as the cop is standing at my window entering the ticket, a black Jaguar pulls in behind me and I hear the cop in the street, through the walkie talkie say ... "the black Jaguar that just pulled up behind the XXX, ticket him for spinning tires".

What the fuck is spinning tires?
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:48 AM   #5
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Spinning tires is a ticketable offense.
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:35 AM   #6
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Those Motherfuckers can go suck a horse's cock!
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:48 AM   #7
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Lets go a little deeper into this. Breaks down to 33 tickets per hour for a 10 hour shift. that's without the freebe 2 hour lunch break, and of course at least a half dozen donut breaks.. that comes to about a ticket written out every minute. and a half. I find that highly improbable . put the cocksuckers in prison, general population, to boot, corrupt lowlife bastards
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:51 AM   #8
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A couple of homicides and car jackings ought to give them something to do.
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:39 PM   #9
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Spinning tires is a ticketable offense.
I've have gotten lots of tickets like this in my youth but back then they called
it "excessive noise from spinning tires on pavement"
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:50 PM   #10
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... it "excessive noise from spinning tires on pavement"
I've seen it "booked" as ....... "exhibition of power" ...

..when I first saw that charge I thought it was for ....

.... a class C "Indecent exposure".....'
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Old 09-21-2012, 01:15 PM   #11
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I've have gotten lots of tickets like this in my youth but back then they called
it "excessive noise from spinning tires on pavement"
Youth? Back then? They had cars in the 19th century?
Anyway it means the same now. They just shortened it.
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:35 PM   #12
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Horse & buggy my friend. Horse & buggy....
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I totally agree with Hornfreak.
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:55 PM   #14
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A couple of homicides and car jackings ought to give them something to do.
Have you ever noticed how johnny-on-the-spot pigs are for victimless crimes but they won't show up to a real crime scene until the blood has dried and the corpse has gone cold?
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:47 PM   #15
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Have you ever noticed how johnny-on-the-spot pigs are for victimless crimes but they won't show up to a real crime scene until the blood has dried and the corpse has gone cold?
No. No i have not. I haven't been to any crime scenes with dried blood and cold bodies.
Nor ones with wet blood and warm bodies.... At least i wouldn't admit it on here.
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