Never question a drunk's intuition

[SofaKingFun]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected,

1 half-gallon of 2 % low-fat milk.,
1 dozen Large Grade A eggs
1 Quart of Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice
1 head of Romaine lettuce
2 lbs. of Coffee
1 Lb. package of Hickory-Smoked bacon

As she was placing her items on the conveyor belt to check-out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items down, and the cashier
rang them up. The drunk calmly stated, "You must be single".

The woman was startled by this proclamation, yet was intrigued by this
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked over her six items
and saw nothing particularly unusual about these items that could have 'tipped off'
the drunk as to her marital status.

So curiosity getting the better of her, she asked,
"You're absolutely correct. But, how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied,
"Because You're Ugly"

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[i'va biggen]

Reminded me of the old one
A very large lady was checking out when he pager went off.

A young child said to her mother
look out she is backing up