Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

midwestman · 03-06-2012, 04:17 PM

IS THERE SEX AFTER DEATH?

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue"
"Is that you, George?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, George, are you in Heaven?"

"No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas!"

Sweet N Little · 03-06-2012, 05:41 PM

LMAO!! funny Midwestman!!

cumalot · 03-07-2012, 09:54 PM

If there's no sex after death, then that's a deal breaker for me...plus I want a full refund...

RadarMan · 03-13-2012, 04:58 PM

LMAO!

Rumor Hasit · 03-14-2012, 01:28 AM

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

I hope I come back as a bald eagle because having sex in the air while flying has GOT to be AWESOME! Plus I could shit on people I didn't like. I want to take a flying ****.

CuteOldGuy · 03-14-2012, 01:07 PM

Uh, you may to check out what the Arapaho tribe wants the President to allow them to do. As part of their religion, they want to be able to kill bald eagles.

But back to the funny stuff!

I've always thought that a cat's life would be the best, but I draw the line at using my tongue as toilet paper. Unless I'm using it on SnL, of course.