Little Johnny

[Centruroides]

Molly put up her hand and said,
“My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted
you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said,

“My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the
word 'fascinate.'”

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she
called on him for his offering.

Johnny said,

“My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.”

[oralee]

I think you're missing the beginning of the story.

[daratu1]

Johnny was a Chemist's son but Johnny is no more.

What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.