... Heard that me bludger-mate - olde Dumb Dundee was
out there in the woodlands with his shotgun and
on the hunt again... And with him was a Frenchman
who was not even carrying a gun... They were in that
area where naked women sometimes like to frolic.
And sure enough, as Dundee was on the lookout for game
- running right by them was a naked girl with BIG boobs!
"Look at that!", yelled the Frenchman, as they got a
good eyeful... "I'd eat her for dinner! ... Oui - Oui - Oui!"
... So Dumb Dundee SHOT her. ... .... ...
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