Jeff Foxworthy and Pittsburgh

[swtslnce]

Apparently this is old but this was the first time I saw it and it's so true 😀🤣. Hopefully will give a few a good laugh.

What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Pittsburgh .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,
you live in Pittsburgh

If an old chair left in a cleared parking spot on a snowy street looks to
you like a declaration of the sovereignty over that spot,
you live in Pittsburgh

If 'Jumbo' doesn't refer to a fictional elephant but means a kind of
luncheon meat,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you can both 'go up street' or 'dawntawn',
you live in Pittsburgh

If Versailles is pronounced as if it is spelled 'versales',
you live in Pittsburgh
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixonline for
the weekend,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Pittsburgh

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again
you live in Pittsburgh


If someone offers you an 'ahrn' and you know to drink it,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Pittsburgh

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Pittsburgh

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly',
you live in Pittsburgh

[chizzy]

Lol good one

[Jacuzzme]

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,
you live in Pittsburgh

LMAO!

[The_Waco_Kid]

interesting. didn't know Jeff Foxworthy followed up his famous "You might be a redneck if" .. with "You might be a yinser if .."


bahahahhahaaa

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

interesting. didn't know Jeff Foxworthy followed up his famous "You might be a redneck if" .. with "You might be a yinzer if .."


bahahahhahaaa

before anyone notices i quick posted and misspelled "yinzer" so i profusely apologize to any yinzers who might have been offended.


bahahhaaa

[Smarty1]

These are good but a better one: “If you can drive 75 mph in 2 feet of snow through a raging blizzard, but slow down to 35 when driving through a well-lit tunnel on a snow-free road, you live in Pittsburgh”