Forecasters are calling for a magnitude 3 earth quake on the DC Beltway this weekend with a convoy of American Truckers.
Come on man! This is America, we can do better than that! Let's at least turn it up to a MAGA-tude 6.4.
Reports are the Peoples Convoy is approaching up to 70+ miles long, which dwarfs the purported 40 mile long Russian convoy moving through Ukraine and probably three times the size of the Canadian convoy. I'm sure you've seen countless and voluminous reports about it in the LambScreamMedia or at least on these here fora. Right?
BTW: I tried this search string in my search engine of choice: miles long convoy
The first dozen hits where about the Russian tank convoy. Next to last in the list on the first page was one mention of the People's Convoy in the US before 1/2 dozen more Russian convey ones.
Weird huh? A massive convoy of Americans, on our own soil and in our own back yard is taking back page press to a convoy on the other side of the world, in a place very few of us gave a rat's pahtoot about a month ago.
DC Beltway fun facts:
- about 64 miles around DC
- 8 lanes (4 each way)
- 12 lanes in some parts
Even with splitting the convoy into two groups, one headed North and the other South, each would still be 35+ miles long. With a bit of creative placement and spacing, along with periodic serpentine movements - it could make for an interesting weekend display.
Remains to be seen if Old Cabbage Head will even try to go all TruDope on them yet, though he is scrambling 700+ National Guard troops and who knows how many tranny-ized troops. Hopefully he will not get the Canadian idea to seize the trucks - that transport our goods to market, though his and Papa-Pete's results on managing the supply chain has been lackluster - at best - so far. Upside here is that the price of fuel has not hit $5 p/gal -
YET.
LET'S GET READY-Y-Y TO RU-U-U-M-M-M-B-L-E
