Worst Experience So far

[TheSpadeCaller]

Date: Early Jan
Name: Lisa
Phone: 816-916-0487
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://kc.rubratings.com/129289
City: Plaza
State: Missouri
Address:
Activities: Massage - (i.e., "minus" as opposed to "+"). Bragged about her massage skills on the phone. If you think back to when you were in high school or college, and your girlfriend was giving you a back-rum and/or body massage for their first time in her life, but didn't really know what she was doing, *THAT* massage way back then was likely far better. When things got interesting, Lisa had two speeds: "very slow", and "jackhammer" (while somehow missing the nuances of where the best nerve sensitivities were so as to achieve the best results).
Hair Length and Color: Shoulder Blonde
Age: Looked 50's.
Smoking Status: Uknown. The idea of getting close enough to tell was kinda scary.
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Not "super cute" nor "attractive". Endless, prattling, banal, would-you-please-just-shut-up talking, which just took the "not super cute nor attractive" level down even further.
Recommendation: Absolutely not.

[Rubba-dub-dub]

Agh! What a nightmare...TOFT in spades. Sorry. But look on the bright side: you can use her as the basis for a cringeworthy comic relief minor character when you write your novel. And she will make the next girl you visit seem even that much better.

[jlewisopks]

Is this the Lisa that used to worked out of her apartment in Prairie Village? The talking thing and overall experience sounds like her.

[HankPanky]

Originally Posted by jlewisopks

Is this the Lisa that used to worked out of her apartment in Prairie Village? The talking thing and overall experience sounds like her.

Pretty sure its Lisa that used to be in PV. I saw her once, and after I left I almost wanted to do a header off my deck.......she drove me bat shit crazy with her incessant babbling. Plus she is a bit below average in looks....keeps all clothing on [you can cop a breast feel, but only on the outside] Totally avoid.

[hornyoldtoad]

Thank you! Not what i wanted to hear but exactly what i needed to hear...

[Zippo65]

Date of this session was early Jan??????

[jlewisopks]

Yes! That chick was god awful. Yap yap yap. Couldnt take a hint even when I went 15 minutes without answering her.

[Guest090920]

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