A proper toilet

[internet_inventor2]

I dont ask for many unusual things, but for the love of Pete, Ladies buy a fucking proper toilet. Not the little round seat things but an actual oval that allows for balls and dicks to hang cause sometimes guys take shits too.

Ok so, I go on a trip and usually pay for hotels even when visiting relatives but this time decided to stay at a relatives house for a night because she begged us too. Fine, but if you offer just be able to accommodate, that's all. I got over the fact that we had to fit two grown people into a guest bed where my shins hung off the end and a turning radius of nil. The bed is also lower at the foot than the head so you have to hold when sleeping as to not slide out, no big deal, just adjustments BUT not this,

Nature called so I went to the "room" and there it was. It looked like a starter toilet and it was round. Who the fuck has a round toilet, I repeat who the fuck has a round toilet. So I sit down at this child sized shitter and realize that the seat only reaches my mid thigh. Yes my ball and unit are staring at me like, hey this seat is warm, if I open my legs all my junk is pressed against the seat and bowl. So in order to complete the mission I have to do this weird tuck and hold with one hand to avoid the bowl/seat. Using this technique presented a problem in itself, the tip could possibly make it to the water arggg.
Not mention anything else disturbing the water and making it move, lol.

So after trying to complete this mission and upon ultimate success I reach for an accessory and guess what ? One ply, not just one ply but that really cheap shit that breaks apart if you touch it. I have a tender ass it needs comfort. I have seen tracing paper thicker than this stuff. Why buy this stuff you still end up using the same amount of paper, just way more sheets.

I am not bitching, yes I am.

[internet_inventor2]

Should say balls not just one, lol.

[Eccie Addict]

Killin' me man, killin' me....

What does it matter if your ball(s) and all don't fit in there as well, not like you're shittin' and pissin' at the same time.... or are you...

Serious question, really, seriously I swear LMAO!

[K2S0]

EA

you wonder about some weird things dude lmao

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

[Holysheepshit]

Originally Posted by internet_inventor2

Using this technique presented a problem in itself, the tip could possibly make it to the water arggg.
Not mention anything else disturbing the water and making it move, lol.

LMFAO!!! I wish my tip could reach the water....

[Eccie Addict]

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[Eccie Addict]

Originally Posted by Holysheepshit

LMFAO!!! I wish my tip could reach the water....

It ain't all it's cracked up to be trust me... especially if there's blue water lol

[dearhunter]

II2 has blue dye on the end of his dick?

[rookie]

LMAO!! Very nice.

[onehitwonder]

OMG! BF you're too funny..........

[boardman]

Next time stay at a Holiday Inn Express. You'll wake up a lot smarter...

[proper]

i have seen some funny shit here but this has to rank very high up there.

[Eccie Addict]

I had a friend complain about this very thing one time. He came out of his house sayin' come on let's go get a toilet, this is bs, I'm either pissin' on the floor or shittin' on myself"... lmao!!!

If he was still with us I would show him this lol....

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

I'm either pissin' on the floor or shittin' on myself"... ....

That's different than danglin' or sittin' in it when it is somone else's.

But if ya gotta have a round one, at least bolt the damn thing down!