Sr Text message codes

[Sweet N Little]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
> If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
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> ATD: At The Doctor's
> BFF: Best Friend Farted
> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
> CBM: Covered By Medicare
> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
> DWI: Driving While Incontinent
> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
> FYI: Found Your Insulin
> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
> GHA: Got Heartburn Again
> HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
> LOL: Living On Lipitor
> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
> SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
> TTYL: Talk To You Louder
> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
> WTP: Where's The Prunes?
> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
> GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[urhuckleberry]

> MWFC - My week for Cialis!

Huck

[TechOne]

TTSTSASNL

Time to spank the smart ass SNL!

[sparkey027]

Being 40 something I can laugh and be alarmed at these codes... Hope I don't have to use them anytime soon....

[TechOne]

well, being 50-something, (that is not just an expression, I really can't remember some days) I can still laugh at most of these, and then plot my revenge of those that posted it! Revenge is best served cold, which is good this time of year, when everything and everyone in my life seem to be about the same temp!

WMDWMTMS...

[Guest032112]

Originally Posted by giteneny

TTSTSASNL

Time to spank the smart ass SNL!

Don't make those threats, giteneny. You know she'd love it!

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

Don't make those threats, giteneny. You know she'd love it!

[Guest012617]

You left out CIM
Call in Medicare