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07-28-2015, 11:11 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 41999
Join Date: Aug 26, 2010
Location: Houston, TX. Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,242
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Just for fun! What if guys were the escorts...
What would be your menu? What would you charge? Which one of your skills would be the most talked about? Would you require physical descriptions of your clients?
Ladies, what would you be willing to pay? What would make you want to have a session with a guy? What would make them earn a "no" review?
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07-28-2015, 12:21 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 8, 2014
Location: houston
Posts: 5,008
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BFE-cooks dinner - cleans house - water plants
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07-28-2015, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
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If I didn't give you the address, you didn't have an appointment.
Throat punches ..... always free.
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07-28-2015, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Jun 22, 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 2,292
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I'm always running specials Hun just ask.
MSOG and DATY are included, so no need to ask.
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07-28-2015, 01:49 PM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Rate?
Six pack of Miller Lite and a big bag of pork skins.
But everyone already knew that, didn't they?
You'll have to read my reviews for the rest.
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07-28-2015, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Feb 3, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 2,757
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MSOW(Multi Shots on Winky), PPEE(Professional Pussy Eater Experience) TUHA(Tung Up Her Ass( $50 Extra. (Toungue spelled intentionally incorrectly to let them know I am a street ho man!!
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07-28-2015, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2010
Location: Houston, TX. Dallas, TX
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Lmao. I'll see you if you offer BFE, but if you roll your eyes at me while I tell you about my day for 2 hours straight, and you don't act like my pussy tastes like pink starburst then you just lost a good client  .
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07-28-2015, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
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Oh yeah ....my man boobs are factory.....oem.
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07-28-2015, 07:36 PM
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Join Date: Jun 25, 2010
Location: conroe
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I would charge an extra 100 not to do greek. 1/2 hr-600
1 hr- 300
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07-28-2015, 07:56 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: houston
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I would have unlimited menu 250 an hour , high volume provider,driving to your house or outcall in a Lambo.
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07-28-2015, 08:08 PM
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I wouldn't see anyone who eats dogs.
Edit: Unless they are hot Asian chics.
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07-29-2015, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
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Originally Posted by boardman
Rate?
Six pack of Miller Lite and a big bag of pork skins.
But everyone already knew that, didn't they?
You'll have to read my reviews for the rest.
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LMAO!
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07-31-2015, 03:24 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
Posts: 9,804
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ManHo would have to be willing to coddle my chihuahuas, including (but not limited to) refraining from making fun of wee woofs and comparing them to "real" dogs, not sitting on them by accident, and not eating them rolled up in tortillas with salsa and frijoles.
I think that's a deal breaker for most himbos I could afford.
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07-31-2015, 05:18 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,370
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The taint is the key ...
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07-31-2015, 06:19 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
Posts: 9,804
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The taint is the key ...
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Fine... I'll pay extra for ManHos willing to bathe chihuahuas and clean their taints.
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