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Old 11-10-2010, 12:22 AM   #1
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Default Does ANYONE here have a sense of humor anymore?

So I had an appointment the other day with a new client, the dry wit banter started via email days before. Without giving details let's just say cable markers, kickstands and safety vests were discussed. Now we get to our appointment day and time and we both arrive.

One of my roomies who happens to be the "hostest with the mostest" had decorated to the hilt the day before. Now, said client and I got quite a kick out of Santa and Crew sending him a beacon into the Monday morning. So we were already giggling.

We start chatting about the board and the reviews, and coeds etc. To which my companion and I are chatting about how serious and focused "some" board members get and how they will just wail on someone for not giving the supposedly "required details, etc". And how some members (and the board has discussed this) just live to pile on and make comments.

So he remarks to me. I would love to for once just "tongue in cheek" post a review that says "I walked in, we shook hands, we had conversation no one listened to, I could not get my small, smelly, soft dick up, but I know it is my fault for not either washing, manscaping or brushing my tongue or hey maybe we just didnt click and a bad appt I am going to blame on me"

FUNNY, part is that sense of humor based with his understanding of you have to take every thing you read with a grain of salt (AND THAT GOES BOTH WAYS) made me want to jump his hot sexy bones harder and then some. I told him "Go For IT" and actually we have joked several times since them about what a great handshaking experience we both had..

Flash forward, he balls up and writes the "we shook hands review" and of course CLASSIC, as we discussed. The response is " Insufficient Details" LMAO.

Really, we had an AWESOME Time and he reflected that in the humor in his review, but because it did not hit the check off list of exact details that needs to be listed in someones head it is insufficient??
Somewhere along the way you have to find humor in this ENTIRE lifestyle. Yes, we all have fun...Yes, it is mutually beneficial, BUT HELL YES IT IS FUNNY and at some point we should stop being so freaking "this is how it should be" Ironically, we all participate in this lifestyle because we do not on some level agree with how we are told by society "we should be" so why in the hell would you bring the judgements you would experience if you told the real world what you partake in into our FUN world.

And you guys wonder why the girls are ducking out of here left and right??
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:28 AM   #2
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Cockafuckindoodledoo!
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:29 AM   #3
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Beauty, brains and a sense of humor. That equals one CLASSY LADY.Well said.
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Old 11-10-2010, 01:24 AM   #4
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Somewhere along the way you have to find humor in this ENTIRE lifestyle. ........ Ironically, we all participate in this lifestyle because we do not on some level agree with how we are told by society "we should be" so why in the hell would you bring the judgements you would experience if you told the real world what you partake in into our FUN world.
first of all, i think i get why you titled it the way you did and am ok with it. however, to get people to side with you instead of questioning or debating your question, you might have titled it "who's going to join me in having a sense of humor?"
[kind of like using "if you cant reach an operator, call us back so we can take your order" instead of "operators are standing by to take your call." think of the image each suggests]
now, to your post.....
i'm so glad you made that post. it's not something i had thought about. you put forth an excellent argument and made very good points [the parts i bolded]. i agree wholeheartedly with you on this topic!!!

even tho' various psychological, interpersonal, and personality tests tag me as normal or amiable or organized, i view myself as very different from most of the people i know in my life, family, job, clubs, etc. and not just different in ethnic heritage, profession, political viewpoints, etc.

but also different in the things i do, places i go, movies i see, ideas i have about the world, types of foods i like, and the women i like to play and have fun with.

so, maybe like you, lauren, i didnt come to this very different sub-culture to get bashed or judged or dumped on cos i do things differently from them - women i visit, opinions i have about some women or men or viewpoints put forth. [ok, maybe you all will judge and like that i will soon reduce the frequency of my posting. see? something different :^].

even tho' i'm pretty self-reliant, of strong personality and mind, and let a lot of shit just fly past me, it still stings when i read less than deliteful things about me [like in signature lines]. i may think about what they said and may say "self, you might consider a change." but it's no big deal, since all this sub-culture and the interactions that go on here dont amount to a hill of beans in the bigger picture of our city, state, nation, and planet. unless someone's health, safety and/or security are at stake.

judge not lest ye be judged [and dont fucking give me a hard time for quoting jesus on a escort exchange board, like someone did the other day!!!]

breathe, pmd, focus, and relax....
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Old 11-10-2010, 02:27 AM   #5
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Way too smart for me!

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Old 11-10-2010, 03:09 AM   #6
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cpi, thanks for the counterpoint humor!!!
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Old 11-10-2010, 03:40 AM   #7
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Way too smart for me!

What were we talking about? I got distracted by all of the shinny butts and have been picking out which one I like the best.
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:37 AM   #8
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What were we talking about? I got distracted by all of the shinny butts and have been picking out which one I like the best.
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:19 AM   #10
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Hello Charlie_Harper
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:29 AM   #11
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Nice ass. Can I play quarters off it? Or with it?



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Old 11-10-2010, 10:41 AM   #12
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Great post Lauren.. completely agree about this being a place to have fun and find humor. In one recent review I tried to playfully push back at some of those griping about reviews but what that guy did is classic. May have to try that sometime in the future or just make it a complete allegory or something to see what happens.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:47 AM   #13
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I was just having this same discussion this week. You can always tell who is having a bad day, or week, or life when they take themselves and a whore board seriously. I just want to scoop them up and love the bad mood off them.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:50 AM   #14
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So what you are saying without naming names is that daltxm4f needs to lighten up?
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:17 AM   #15
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Hilarious! Yeah, DalTex needs to lighten up. Unless of course I can put a lump of coal up his butt and five minutes later have him squeeze out a diamond for Lauren. Why the details anyway? To whack off to the pictures of providers while reading the details?

I have idea - women of the world unite! Increase your rates to $300 per hour fixed! No more specials, no half hour wham bam thank you mam deals. Laborious screening processes. First meeting in a public place so the provider can decide if she wants to get boned by your fat, smelly, pencil dick self. That way all the guys who think it is great to get laid for $70 can go start their own board.

Oh, for the record. My member is raw after what Lauren did to me. Had to cancel an appointment to heal.
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