Greek vs Irish
A man from Greece and a man from Ireland were discussing which country had the superior culture.
Over double whiskeys the Greek says "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon"
The Irish man nodded and replies "Yes but it was the Irish who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.
"We Greeks gave birth to advance Mathematics"
"Yes but the Irish were the first to advance timepieces and calendars"
Exasperated the Greek man shouts "It was the Greek who invented sex"
"Yes but it was the Irish who introduced it to women!"
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