Will Pass On This

[Aniema]

So the other day I responded to an ad in the "Casual Encounters" section of craigslist and received the following response. For the life of me I can not remember what the ad said, but apparently it was interesting enough that I responded.
I am going to have to give this a big Hell No, but I thought it was funny enough to share and pass along to someone else who may be interested. And no picture was attached from the sender.


" I'll suck it real good and lick your balls to get it rock hard then i'll get on all fours & you stand over my ass and slide it in deep- u can take ur time or pound it out quick.. ur in control.

[Staff edit. M]

(512) 677-5691 - text only- be sure to text me the time u will be here with ur name from your email and ur dick size & time you will be here.. so i can be ready for you."

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by Aniema

... but I thought it was funny enough to share and pass along ...

I'm missing the joke here - help me and tell me what's so funny.

Or are you just looking to fuck with someone you know for some pussy ass reason?

[spaceman181]

"...leads to a trail in the woods..." that leads who knows where! You'd have to be outta ur mind.

[savak]

u posted address of location for meeting a hooktard...

[Doglegg]

I believe he is sharing the 'joke' of responding to a 'real' CL posting and then receiving a blatant setup for a robbery.

There wasn't anything that could have stood out to remain in the Alerts section, it obviously has to do with sex, and could warrant a good discussion on how stupid someone would have to be to sneak into the woods for a 'real good dick sucking'.

There are some that would take that bait and then wonder how something 'so right' could go so wrong.

Thanks for the heads up.

[ForteNighter]

Is it just me that thinks that its a turn off all together when theres not even a half assed attempt to use spelling and grammar?

Still funny to know that there are people dumb enough to walk into that obvious setup.

[Aniema]

I apologize Johnny for not explaining the response I received further. Even though every single other person that read it understood that it was a canned response sent to anyone that would respond in hopes of causing some type of harm or something else that I would rather not think about.
Sometimes I forget that even though someone is capable of using a computer and responding to message boards that they may actually have a very low intellect and require things to literally be spelled out to them.
Oh and thanks for the laugh, I always get a kick out of tough guys like yourself calling others pussy's behind there computer screen. Have a wonderful day and please put some serious thought into "Hooked On Phonics" It may help with your comprehension of words put together to form a sentence.

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by Aniema

I apologize Johnny for not explaining the response I received further ... it was a canned response sent to anyone that would respond in hopes of causing some type of harm or something else ...

Yeah, I don't need an explanation. I went with the "something else." That you're listing a provider's phone number and address to make mischief for her.
Seen it plenty of times before.

What else is on your mind?

[Mokoa]

Let's not paint targets on our backs or the backs of others, OK?