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[Yssup Rider]

Why not go skiing for the holidays, IBMeltingdown? Shirley you won't get buried under an avalanche nearly a strong as the one you're getting hit with here!

You've sunk about as low as you can. Your bullshit isn't even bullshit anymore. and you're an award-winning cocksucker!

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Yeah, right Old-goaT, "OTC" . . . and you also expect everyone here to believe Santa Claus is real!?!

Old-goaT is once again hiring a provider to read his imbecilic posts on a SHMB!!! Old-goaT’s “OTC” means “Off-The-Cock” and “On-The-Computer”!!! Fucking hilarious, Old-goaT. Too Fucking hilarious!!!!

So you are now claiming that every review on here is a fairy tale? Or are you saying Santa is a transvestite escort? Only your sick mind would think of that! You really should be embarrassed but I'm sure you won't be.

You're absolutely right, moron. I concede. Your superior wisdom of all things shines through again.

I had to suffer with the company of a late 30s, very pretty biotech engineer who is a part time escort. I paid her to be with me from 9 PM to 11 PM. She came over on her own at 7, we went to dinner--I paid as any gentleman would--she entertained me for a couple hours, we went to the lobby bar for a drink and desert. I offered to drive her to her hotel (we are both in town for business). She asked if she could stay over, and being the chivalrous gentleman I am I said sure. She asked to see your rantings, and laughed hysterically as she finished the wine left over from dinner.

We went to bed, and a couple hours later, to sleep. Slept in a little, played, had breakfast, then I dropped her off on my way to my meeting.

Total cost, not counting the hotel room which my company paid for anyway, about $800.

So all told, I admit I am a fool. You probably only paid $20 for your blow-up doll at the used pervert store.

Some day--if you live long enough--you will realize that if:
--You actually start realizing that a woman is more than a sex toy
--You quit sounding like a broken sewer pipe
--You turn down the HATE knob to the "off" position

Than you just might (I'm not guaranteeing anything) find you can put away the doll and quit going to the porno theaters. At that point you will probably realize that spending time with a lady who actually enjoys spending time with you is a pretty nice way to spend time.

But then again.....

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. You suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. Your only advanced skill appears to be your ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck! Suck! Suck, Ekim the Inbred!

I see you are stuck on the word suck.I guess it is because you have those DSL and are hankering after slick Willie's willie.Poor IB Willie is into women.You won't get a chance to show him your skills.

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

babble babble, here is your typical Sat night date with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters

Your post reminded me of the Jackson Browne song "Rosie" which is actually about masterbation, although very few people realize it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvPAXqJjHdA

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

I see you are stuck on the word suck.I guess it is because you have those DSL and are hankering after slick Willie's willie.Poor IB Willie is into women.You won't get a chance to show him your skills.

You are still sucking, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. You suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. Your only advanced skill appears to be your ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck! Suck! Suck, Ekim the Inbred!

Originally Posted by Old-T

So you are now claiming that every review on here is a fairy tale? Or are you saying Santa is a transvestite escort? Only your sick mind would think of that! You really should be embarrassed but I'm sure you won't be.

You're absolutely right, moron. I concede. Your superior wisdom of all things shines through again.

I had to suffer with the company of a late 30s, very pretty biotech engineer who is a part time escort. I paid her to be with me from 9 PM to 11 PM. She came over on her own at 7, we went to dinner--I paid as any gentleman would--she entertained me for a couple hours, we went to the lobby bar for a drink and desert. I offered to drive her to her hotel (we are both in town for business). She asked if she could stay over, and being the chivalrous gentleman I am I said sure. She asked to see your rantings, and laughed hysterically as she finished the wine left over from dinner.

We went to bed, and a couple hours later, to sleep. Slept in a little, played, had breakfast, then I dropped her off on my way to my meeting.

Total cost, not counting the hotel room which my company paid for anyway, about $800.

So all told, I admit I am a fool. You probably only paid $20 for your blow-up doll at the used pervert store.

Some day--if you live long enough--you will realize that if:
--You actually start realizing that a woman is more than a sex toy
--You quit sounding like a broken sewer pipe
--You turn down the HATE knob to the "off" position

Than you just might (I'm not guaranteeing anything) find you can put away the doll and quit going to the porno theaters. At that point you will probably realize that spending time with a lady who actually enjoys spending time with you is a pretty nice way to spend time.

But then again.....

You're hysterical, Old-goaT, "OTC" . . . and you also expect everyone here to believe the Tooth Fairy is real!?!

Old-goaT is once again hiring a provider to read his imbecilic posts on a SHMB!!! Old-goaT’s “OTC” means “Off-The-Cock” and “On-The-Computer”!!! Fucking hilarious, Old-goaT. Too Fucking hilarious!!!!

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Assup’s spastic sphincter is dribbling-blather, spouting shit and foaming spatter!

That shock therapy in the institution probably made you forget, but here’s to helping you recall a real rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth melt-down, Assup.

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=36

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...2&postcount=34

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...5&postcount=24

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...7&postcount=39

[Old-T]

IB, are you now trying to convince us that Santa and the Tooth Fairy do doubles? You do have a fertile (if very sick) immagination.

[i'va biggen]

[QUOTE=I B Hankering;1052038121]You are still sucking, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. You suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. Your only advanced skill appears to be your ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck! Suck! Suck, Ekim the Inbred!


Hankering after slick willies willie you wouldn't know spelling or grammar as English isn't your first language.is it.How are the Monica knee pads working out for you at the circle jerk meetings?Hope your knees are healing up.

[Yssup Rider]

IBCrying needs to quit misquoting people (typical scofflaw cocksucker) and publish his acceptance speech for The Golden Lips Award



What a classic meltdown in the post before this one. I sure hope the boys not married, or we'd be reading about him in the newspaper...

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Old-T

IB, are you now trying to convince us that Santa and the Tooth Fairy do doubles? You do have a fertile (if very sick) immagination.


You're hysterical, Old-goaT, "OTC" . . . and you also expect everyone here to believe that "flying reindeer" are real!?!

. . . or that you'll actually quit posting in this thread, Old-goaT!!!!

Old-goaT is once again hiring a provider to read his imbecilic posts on a SHMB!!! Old-goaT’s “OTC” means “Off-The-Cock” and “On-The-Computer”!!! Fucking hilarious, Old-goaT. Too Fucking hilarious!!!!

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Hankering after slick willies willie you wouldn't know spelling or grammar as English isn't your first language.is it.How are the Monica knee pads working out for you at the circle jerk meetings?Hope your knees are healing up.

You are still sucking, Ekim the Inbred. After two years, you still suck at hitting the "quote" button on a SHMB, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. You suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. Your only advanced skill appears to be your ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck! Suck! Suck, Ekim the Inbred!

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Assup’s spastic sphincter is dribbling-blather, spouting shit and foaming spatter!

Cited below are a few of many posts documenting Assup when he gets hysterically agitated:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=36

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...2&postcount=34

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...5&postcount=24

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...7&postcount=39

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

IBCrying needs to quit misquoting people (typical scofflaw cocksucker) and publish his acceptance speech for The Golden Lips Award



What a classic meltdown in the post before this one. I sure hope the boys not married, or we'd be reading about him in the newspaper...

Especially if we got the same paper every day!

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Assup’s spastic sphincter is dribbling-blather, spouting shit and foaming spatter!

Cited below are a few of many posts documenting Assup when he gets hysterically agitated:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=36

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...2&postcount=34

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...5&postcount=24

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...7&postcount=39

[i'va biggen]

[QUOTE=I B Hankering;1052040323]I am still sucking, Ekim the Inbred. After two years, I still suck at hitting the "quote" button on a SHMB, Ekim the Inbred. I suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. I suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. I suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. My only advanced skill appears to be my ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck! Suck! Suck, Ekim the Inbred



There I fixed it for you Golden Lips grab the knee pads the meeting is this weekend.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You're hysterical, Old-goaT, "OTC" . . . and you also expect everyone here to believe that "flying reindeer" are real!?!

. . . or that you'll actually quit posting in this thread, Old-goaT!!!!

You are slipping IBBlithering! You are making this far too easy.

First, by bringing reindeer into it you are getting very near an unallowed topic. I know "personal preference" and all, but really now.

Also, and much more basic, YOU wonder when I will quit posting on here? YOU who have more than double the number of posts that I have on here? That's a stupid statement even by your blithering standards.

Tell you what: this will be my last post on this thread so long as you also stop. Don't reply on this thread and you can once again convince yourself that you "won" because you have something like 15 stupid posts on here and I only have 7 clever, insightful ones. I concede! IBBlithering is far more of an anoying loudmouth than I am, and he has the posts to prove it!

Satisfied? You got me to quit postin (so long as you stop and accept your victory gracefully). Personally, I don't think you can--here's your chance to prove me wrong in public.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

[QUOTE≈i'va biggen;1052040897 I am still sucking, said Ekim the Inbred. After two years, I still suck at hitting the "quote" button on a SHMB, said Ekim the Inbred. I suck at spelling and grammar, said Ekim the Inbred. I suck at recalling and citing factual information, said Ekim the Inbred. I suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, said Ekim the Inbred. My only advanced skill appears to be my ability to “suck”, said Ekim the Inbred. I'll keep sucking, said Ekim the Inbred. Suck, suck, suck, said Ekim the Inbred. Ekim the Inbred says he has Golden Lips, and he has grabbed his knee-pads for his weekend meeting with Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick.

Yeah, you "fixed it", Ekim the Inbred. You have a lip-lock "fixed" on Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator's cock that would stay sealed at 20,000 leagues under the sea!

Originally Posted by Old-T

You are slipping IBBlithering! You are making this far too easy.

First, by bringing reindeer into it you are getting very near an unallowed topic. I know "personal preference" and all, but really now.

Also, and much more basic, YOU wonder when I will quit posting on here? YOU who have more than double the number of posts that I have on here? That's a stupid statement even by your blithering standards.

Tell you what: this will be my last post on this thread so long as you also stop. Don't reply on this thread and you can once again convince yourself that you "won" because you have something like 15 stupid posts on here and I only have 7 clever, insightful ones. I concede! IBBlithering is far more of an anoying loudmouth than I am, and he has the posts to prove it!

Satisfied? You got me to quit postin (so long as you stop and accept your victory gracefully). Personally, I don't think you can--here's your chance to prove me wrong in public.

You're fucked in the head, Old-goaT. You're the one that hypocritically or lyingly claimed that you'd actually quit posting in this thread, Old-goaT! Now you're reneging, Old-goaT, just like you always do, you lying-hypocritical fuck.

Regarding the "flying reindeer", they are fictitious creatures, the product of a fanciful imagination, unlike your "Off-The-Cock" and "On-The-Computer" sessions where you hire providers to giggle and laugh at your lame-ass posts on a SHMB. Too fucking hilarious, Old-goaT!!!! Too fucking hilarious!!!!

[CJ7]

if there ever was a favorite thread, this aint it