What is the worst thing that happened to you during a session?

[RoxyG]

The worst that ever happend to me was a new client came to a location to meet me and while we where both standing in the room talking he pulled a pistol out of his waste band of his jeans. Right then and there I thought I was going to get robbed or killed. He walked over and stuck it in the dresser drawer and we continued with what we were there for. My nerves were bad the whole time, but I never let him know that. The rest of the evening went real well and he became a twice a week regular of mine... minus the gun. And no, hes not a member here ladies

[mikkifine]

Did she bruise you during a bj?

Originally Posted by Pistolero

Now that is interesting. I had the same thing happen to me. Black bruise for the length The provider was in Dallas, but moved to Vegas several years ago.

I did not even notice until a provider the next night asked what the hell happened to me !!

[lesbianbob]

Two things 1st I saw a provider who had been around for a long time, horrible mechanical service, she changed her name and her pic a lot so I had seen her twice. Found myself with her on a bait and switch and went ahead with the session. When we were done I noticed something that struck a cord, and not sure why. I asked her if her real name was *******? it was, we had gone to grade school together. Not sure why but it gave me the creeps big time. Then she started talking and laughing, and told me she would have given me better service if she knew. I was cleaning up to leave and she offered greek if I would stay and talk longer. I did not #2 worst of all Providers dog died during a session. Her dog was on the patio, a huge german shepherd, and it was laying down and panting really hard. I asked her if the dog was ok, and she told me he had been sick for a couple of days, and she was going to use my donation to take him to the vet. We went upstairs had a decent session, and when we finished and I was leaving, yep dead dog on the patio. She started freaking out and crying. I stayed and comforted her for a little while. She then asked if I would take him to the dumpster. I did not.

[carkido45]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I found a condom in a chic.......... & I had one on already.

Shut up, Syn!!!!!!

He found it during DATY

[mikkifine]

I don't blame you for not wanting to take him to the dumpster.

She does not sound like a person I would want to have coffee with.

Originally Posted by lesbianbob

Two things 1st I saw a provider who had been around for a long time, horrible mechanical service, she changed her name and her pic a lot so I had seen her twice. Found myself with her on a bait and switch and went ahead with the session. When we were done I noticed something that struck a cord, and not sure why. I asked her if her real name was *******? it was, we had gone to grade school together. Not sure why but it gave me the creeps big time. Then she started talking and laughing, and told me she would have given me better service if she knew. I was cleaning up to leave and she offered greek if I would stay and talk longer. I did not #2 worst of all Providers dog died during a session. Her dog was on the patio, a huge german shepherd, and it was laying down and panting really hard. I asked her if the dog was ok, and she told me he had been sick for a couple of days, and she was going to use my donation to take him to the vet. We went upstairs had a decent session, and when we finished and I was leaving, yep dead dog on the patio. She started freaking out and crying. I stayed and comforted her for a little while. She then asked if I would take him to the dumpster. I did not.

[daninhou70]

1. BP provider answering and texting on the phone in the middle of doggie.
2. Provider running to the bathroom to throw up after I cim. Apparently the force of the ejaculate hit her uvula and made her gag.
3. Period starting in the middle of doggie. Kind of freaky seeing all the blood on your condom.

[Pistolero]

Originally Posted by mikkifine

Did she bruise you during a bj?

Have no idea. I did not even notice til the next night, when another provider asked what the hell was wrong with my dick! Glad I was not home yet !

[voyeuristicallyspeaking]

Originally Posted by Valerie

Hmm ..... I suppose mine would have to be when a geezer went and died on me...

OMFG. You poor thing..but what a way to go.

[Syncial]

Originally Posted by Valerie

Hmm ..... I suppose mine would have to be when a geezer went and died on me...

Would explain why there hasn't been a Wayward siting in a while...

[TheAntichrist666]

Originally Posted by lesbianbob

Two things 1st I saw a provider who had been around for a long time, horrible mechanical service, she changed her name and her pic a lot so I had seen her twice. Found myself with her on a bait and switch and went ahead with the session. When we were done I noticed something that struck a cord, and not sure why. I asked her if her real name was *******? it was, we had gone to grade school together. Not sure why but it gave me the creeps big time. Then she started talking and laughing, and told me she would have given me better service if she knew. I was cleaning up to leave and she offered greek if I would stay and talk longer. I did not #2 worst of all Providers dog died during a session. Her dog was on the patio, a huge german shepherd, and it was laying down and panting really hard. I asked her if the dog was ok, and she told me he had been sick for a couple of days, and she was going to use my donation to take him to the vet. We went upstairs had a decent session, and when we finished and I was leaving, yep dead dog on the patio. She started freaking out and crying. I stayed and comforted her for a little while. She then asked if I would take him to the dumpster. I did not.

That lady was so mean : (

[Syncial]

Originally Posted by Syncial

Would explain why there hasn't been a Wayward sighting in a while...

I failed at spelling...

[cumalot]

Lets just say if she wants to use a butt plug on your ass make sure it has a long base or she ties a string to it so she can pull it out when it falls in you. Fishing it out is no picnic, Thank gawd an ER wasn't needed......ijs.....gotta love the kink

[Sexy Latina Vanessa]

IDK, there are so many. I guess it was today's session. Me & my friend used strapons on a man . My friend got the better one black & firm. I got the suckie one it was way too soft. I felt like I was lousy at it. I guess I needed some viagra.

[enderwiggin]

I'll narrow mine down to a top three:

3. Went to suss out some BP snatch and she had a yippy little cunt of a dog that shit everywhere. For some stupid reason I stayed. Oh wait, that stupid reason is that I have a dick... Anyway, after railing her and cumming on her back, I get up to start getting dressed and I stepped on a brand new turd, courtesy of Cunty the Pooch. Best part: she flipped on me for ruining her carpet.

2. Went for my third or fourth visit to a very well-known, very highly thought of provider from right here. We finish makin' out and get up to strip our clothes off and when my boot comes off I step in something wet and juicy. Another dog turd? Nope. Her previous client's fucking condom. So I suppose you could say I've had another guy come on my foot. Needless to say, that's a service I didn't pay for and a fetish I'm not into, so I haven't gone back. Bitch also never updated my P411 OK...

1. Uh... the highlight includes her leaving a used tampon in my bathtub after ranting at me about how oral sex should only be given on other planets and telling me not to touch her tit because her biopsy scar was still tender. Oh and she got period-juice on my leg. Full story here -----> http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=6772

[essence]

Originally Posted by Sexy Latina Vanessa

IDK, there are so many. I guess it was today's session. Me & my friend used strapons on a man . My friend got the better one black & firm. I got the suckie one it was way too soft. I felt like I was lousy at it. I guess I needed some viagra.

I've read this five times and still don;t understand

How many people were in the room?

How many girls, how many guys?

How can a strapon be soft?

How many holes does a man have, can you use more than one strapon on a man?

Don;t be shy, tell us the whole truth.

I know I've been with two girls, and lil essence has been firm with one and soft with the other, but I dont think you mean that.