Just a Joke...

[notanewbie]

I like her;

I like her like I like my oatmeal...hot and creamy

I like her like I like my tortillas...white, thick and full of my queso.

I like my women like I like my sunscreen.....15...er I mean 30...45?

I like my women like I like my beer....when I shake them hard they foam in my mouth.

I like my women like I like my pizza....hot and ready for $5.00

I like my women like I like my hair....on my balls.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

I got a joke but i fear it would cause sudden appetite loss as its not for the weak......

I already told the one about the professional boil sucker in another thread...Sorry.

[Stalion]

Had to put my two cents in:
This old burly guy walks in to his bedroom holding a big ass sheep under his arm…as the wife is starting to wake up she hears him say: so now you see, this is the big fat pig I have to get laid with! She turns to him and says: But honey, that’s not a pig you’re holding it’s a sheep! He replies: Aren’t you presumptuous! What makes you think I’m talking to you?

[enderwiggin]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother.

One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.

"Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."

"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!"

"Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

Was it these three?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=54083

[Sarunga]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

I got a joke but i fear it would cause sudden appetite loss as its not for the weak......

It's OK....we can take it.

[Breaku321]

Originally Posted by boardman

I've actually done this a time or two but with hooktards. Once I'm mounted I tell them "You know, I am really wakeup from eccie".

Now that's funny right there! Lmao!