Main Menu |
|
Most Favorited Images |
|
Recently Uploaded Images |
|
Most Liked Images |
|
Top Reviewers |
| cockalatte |
646 |
| MoneyManMatt |
490 |
| Still Looking |
399 |
| samcruz |
399 |
| Jon Bon |
393 |
| Harley Diablo |
375 |
| honest_abe |
362 |
| DFW_Ladies_Man |
313 |
| Chung Tran |
288 |
| lupegarland |
287 |
| nicemusic |
285 |
| You&Me |
281 |
| Starscream66 |
275 |
| George Spelvin |
266 |
| sharkman29 |
255 |
|
|
Top Posters |
| DallasRain | 70730 | | biomed1 | 62809 | | Yssup Rider | 60501 | | gman44 | 53245 | | LexusLover | 51038 | | offshoredrilling | 48498 | | WTF | 48267 | | pyramider | 46370 | | bambino | 41916 | | CryptKicker | 37191 | | Mokoa | 36491 | | The_Waco_Kid | 36304 | | Chung Tran | 36100 | | Still Looking | 35944 | | Mojojo | 33117 |
|
|
02-04-2010, 05:50 PM
|
#31
|
|
Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jan 17, 2010
Location: houston
Posts: 47
|
I have had so many where to start? 1st on was in Vegas. Cab driver asked if I want to check out a R&R club. Went, paid $$$$$ and told I could do what I wanted. When I saw the girl she said it would cost another $$$$$ for anything more than a dance. So got the dance and left. Then there was my treasure's review on ASPD where she took me for some big buck and I gave almost nothing. The last was my review of beth in San Antonio. $$$$.5 and again just a dance from a crackwhore. I am now only sticking to verified providers.
|
|
Quote
 | 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 08:05 PM
|
#32
|
|
Registered Member
Join Date: Jan 12, 2010
Location: NY
Posts: 15
|
I had one that after I stopped and got a drink of water, she got up and got dressed. Said she didn't want fuck anymore.
Another time the lady didn't have any condoms. I ALWAYS bring condoms and lube.
Another time I was told I wasn't "feeding her enough PASSION". WTF is that supposed to mean?
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 08:13 PM
|
#33
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: USA
Posts: 578
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by carkido45
Yup it's always a good bet to go with well REVIEWED providers but if you hobby long enough you will sooner or later have a negative experience such as a NCNS ect.
|
Since I'm retired I seriously doubt NCNS will be a negative experience for me, because the lady in question just allowed me to spend that extra money on one of my other two favorite hobbies, Fishing and Golf. 
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 09:42 PM
|
#34
|
|
DarkSide MOD
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: South Of Pearland
Posts: 9,414
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
" I announced yesterday we were going to start random drug testing and no one showed up for work today... so I called my daughter... that's her on stage..."
I nearly spit beer ... threw some money on the bar and walked out....ahhh the life of a road warrior...  |
THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! 
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 09:46 PM
|
#35
|
|
DarkSide MOD
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: South Of Pearland
Posts: 9,414
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by enderwiggin
When I drove past that strip mall a few months ago and saw the place boarded up, I laughed... But the experience still embarrasses me.
|
I never went there but that Paris Spa next to it...I was a regular. I hated to see that place close down. 
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 10:15 PM
|
#36
|
|
Ambassador of the Dead
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,279
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasper
Another time I was told I wasn't "feeding her enough PASSION". WTF is that supposed to mean?
|
Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask.
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 10:20 PM
|
#37
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Houston ,Texas
Posts: 6,890
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayward
Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask.
|
Careful I think WayWard is setting you up!!!
Watch him he's sneaky like the devil.
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 10:22 PM
|
#38
|
|
Ambassador of the Dead
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,279
|
carkido - "Don't you know my name?"
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yayclsjIW38"]YouTube- Rolling Stones - Sympathy for The Devil ( Live 1969 Altamont[/ame]
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-04-2010, 10:41 PM
|
#39
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,459
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayward
Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask.
|
LMAO!!!!!
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-05-2010, 10:17 AM
|
#40
|
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 346
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayward
Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask.
|
LMMFAO! thats good to know, wayward. thanks for the tip
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-06-2010, 08:24 PM
|
#41
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 284
|
Was it Blue?
No, Green?
No, Red?
No, White?
No, BLACK TUESDAY.
Billy
The Wildflower Group
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-06-2010, 10:12 PM
|
#42
|
|
Ambassador of the Dead
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,279
|
I think you are going to win on this one Billy.
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-08-2010, 02:04 PM
|
#43
|
|
Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jan 9, 2010
Location: McKinney TEXAS
Posts: 97
|
We get down to business, everythings fine, she rolls over for doggy, while I'm goin at it I guess the pressure was too much and she lets out the biggest fart I've ever heard! NOT a queef, a full blown fart! She apologizes but the stench was too much. I went soft, couldn't complete. Bye Bye $300. Heff
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-08-2010, 05:05 PM
|
#44
|
|
Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 44
|
Hooked up with a well reviewed provider for a half-hour session. Arrived and she seemed to have an attitude because I didn't book an hour. After DATY she pulled out the condom and said "You need to harden up". To which I replied, "how 'bout a HJ", to which she retorted, not included in the quicky session. Being pissed, I grabbed it and began to stroke it hard. She started some dirty talking and, bingo, I came without her touching me at all. After that she uttered something under her breath and basically said "get lost". I was totally pissed and surprised because she was well reviewed. I researched more after because that was my first bad experience. I discovered some ymmv issues so was calmed some what.
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
02-08-2010, 10:19 PM
|
#45
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Houston ,Texas
Posts: 6,890
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Heffner
We get down to business, everythings fine, she rolls over for doggy, while I'm goin at it I guess the pressure was too much and she lets out the biggest fart I've ever heard! NOT a queef, a full blown fart! She apologizes but the stench was too much. I went soft, couldn't complete. Bye Bye $300. Heff
|
There is a well known hobbyist here, who once while an AMP girl was giving him let out a smelly fart he looked down and the girl crinkled her nose and kept going.lol
I guess that's a worst provider experience........RIGHT tbone2u. Lol
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
Similar Threads
|
| Thread |
Thread Starter |
Forum |
Replies |
Last Post |
|
Worst pick up line ever
|
Brooke Wilde |
Coed Discussions - Houston |
55 |
01-20-2010 02:25 AM |
|
|
AMPReviews.net |
|
Find Ladies |
|
Hot Women |
|
