SOMEONE SAID RED TRY TO STEAL CJOHNNY54(CJOHN)FU_CC$?

[shanm]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

WHERE CJOHNNY54 MONEY?!? WHO DRIVING HONDA PILOT! NEED MONEY NOW!

JCM! You know what to do!

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

The stupid little troll here would be you, Old-THUMPER. You hijacked a thread and then embarrassed yourself by accusing someone else of hijacking the thread, Old-THUMPER. As if that wasn't stupid enough for you, Old-THUMPER, you stupidly misunderstood what was posted in the thread you were replying to, Old-THUMPER. To top off your conspicuous stupidity, Old-THUMPER, you stupidly resorted to using children's cartoons to support your *intellectual analysis* of current events.


You seem to forget that you're same old lying, bombastic, repetitive, distorting, windbag who keeps saying intellectually superior cartoons are using your handle to post on this SHMB, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp.

You can't do anything but repeat insults someone said first. lying about what people say, and resort to talking to emoticons stumpy the chicken dick.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

You can't do anything but repeat insults someone said first. lying about what people say, and resort to talking to emoticons stumpy the chicken dick.

So now, when you say "someone", you mean to stupidly personify the stupid little cartoons you stupidly claim have hijacked your account, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp?

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

So now, when you say "someone", you mean to stupidly personify the stupid little cartoons you stupidly claim have hijacked your account, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp?

Demonstrating once again that if you are not lead by the hand then it is impossible for you to find the way. This time it will not be explained to you so drift at sea chicken dick. See if this speaks to you.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Demonstrating once again that if you are not lead by the hand then it is impossible for you to find the way. This time it will not be explained to you so drift at sea chicken dick. See if this speaks to you.

There you go again claiming that an intellectually superior cartoon has overpowered you and is using your handle to post on this SHMB, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

There you go again claiming that an intellectually superior cartoon has overpowered you and is using your handle to post on this SHMB, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp.

Once again documenting that a emoticon has overpowered your brain causing you to reply too it. Still watch the Simpsons?

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Still watch the Simpsons

That explains a great deal about you, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp, but this is the picture you are painting, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp. You are bound hand and foot; gagged with a 14" dildo and forced to watch cartoon figures use your keyboard and SHMB handle to post nonsense on a SHMB.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

There you go again claiming that an intellectually superior cartoon has overpowered you and is using your handle to post on this SHMB, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp.

Another great insight by the Master! And you said you didn't understand cartoons. What modesty you have!


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Oh great IB, I have seen the error of my ways. For too long I have not been diligent in studying at the feet of the master. From now on I will spend more time reading your posts and compiling the appropriate insights of others.


As we wander this earth we interact with many people. Most we see, touch, talk to,--and then they leave our lives with no lingering memories more than surface deep. But occasionally we find people that have some truly unique, moving aspect to them, and they form memories that linger with us forever. No matter how much we try to erase them. Just imagine the lasting impression you would have if you came face to face with Hitler. Of you were there when a crazed ax murderer hacked up a half dozen victims. Or you were dragged by your father to watch a lynching. Those memories are so scorched into the brain that they never truly fade with age.

We have one of those unique experiences here in the Political Forum—yes, one of those stench-ridden, puke inducing, liars who you wish you could hit “Delete” on, but they will always plague you the rest of your waking hours. And most likely your nightmares. Of course I could be talking about none other than IB The Hypocritical Hate Mongering Slave Supporting Maggot.

But this is bigger than any monologue I could write to the memory—the legend—the absolute revulsion that is IB. This should be a compendium to sing his praises (of curse his filth). I want this to be the best of the best description of what in means, what it emotes, to read the vomit he produces so precipitously. Not my words, but a living growing testament to him by those who (unfortunately for them) have to deal with him on a regular basis on here.

So I will add this as a pseudo footnote to may posts that respond to his posts. I will clip in comment that I think are especially touching in an IB appropriate way. I will not copyright this testament, but I freely offer it to all to copy and add to. Append YOUR innermost feelings so IB and all can know how much he is loathed—or conversely how little he is tolerated.

I suspect this will eventually grow into a sizable tome, but all things start small. Even IB at one time started with but a single post. Even the great Statin Island garbage heap started with a single piece of trash. That is the glorious legacy that IB brings to us, and this is intended to pay appropriate homage to IB the man, IB the legend, IB the scumbag.

The first entry in the memorial is this one:

“I know you like to digress every thread in to oblivion but I have no interest in following you into an Rush Limbaugh style conversation where you pile on whatever crap you want and whomever piles the most and the fastest wins.

I made a comment about people having a double standard and you want to replace it with a single example. If you want to dry hump someone verbally find another victim.”

By slingblade. Well done, sir. That will be hard to beat, but IB does inspire great depths of feeling.


All you who DO understand that the uniqueness (fortunately) of IB must be properly documented, I encourage you to take this humble piece of writing and spread it across the ends of the earth, adding whatever other choice pieces of commentary you think appropriate.


But please, I beg you, do not dilute the sacredness of this task by incorporating other posted as the subject. There may be others you feel strongly about, but there really is only one IB. This is HIS story! Live long and prosper, oh ye Ode to IB.

[IIFFOFRDB]

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Old-T

I have seen the error of my ways.

You finally realized your true insignificance, Old-THUMPER.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

That explains a great deal about you, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp, but this is the picture you are painting, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp. You are bound hand and foot; gagged with a 14" dildo and forced to watch cartoon figures use your keyboard and SHMB handle to post nonsense on a SHMB.

Glad you acknowledged that I had the insight to ascertain your viewing habits chicken dick. You just seemed like a Simpsons fan. Am glad you still have dreams about being ravished with a big dick or dildo, didn't see it coming that you are into Bondage.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Glad you acknowledged that I had the insight to ascertain your viewing habits chicken dick. You just seemed like a Simpsons fan. Am glad you still have dreams about being ravished with a big dick or dildo, didn't see it coming that you are into Bondage.

That must be you posting, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp, your cartoon abductors are too intelligent to post such stupid and perverse nonsense.

[DSK]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Once again documenting that a emoticon has overpowered your brain causing you to reply too it. Still watch the Simpsons?

If you would quit so would he!!

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

That must be you posting, Stumpy the Inbred Chimp, your cartoon abductors are too intelligent to post such stupid and perverse nonsense.

Glad you were able to acertain the message from the cartoons...Kiss my ass, you are fucked.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You finally realized your true insignificance, Old-THUMPER.

I never overestimated my significance. I leave that to you, and you do it so well. I have often said that I find this whole forum a frivolous diversion from real significance--because it has too many posters like you who refuse (or are unable) to actually discuss things. It detracts from those who actually try to.

But after your traitorous actions this week (which I am sure you learned from your Confederate Wacko Thumper heroes) I have a renewed mission in this forum: to actively bug you. Up until now it was far more passive.

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As we wander this earth we interact with many people. Most we see, touch, talk to,--and then they leave our lives with no lingering memories more than surface deep. But occasionally we find people that have some truly unique, moving aspect to them, and they form memories that linger with us forever. No matter how much we try to erase them. Just imagine the lasting impression you would have if you came face to face with Hitler. Of you were there when a crazed ax murderer hacked up a half dozen victims. Or you were dragged by your father to watch a lynching. Those memories are so scorched into the brain that they never truly fade with age.

We have one of those unique experiences here in the Political Forum—yes, one of those stench-ridden, puke inducing, liars who you wish you could hit “Delete” on, but they will always plague you the rest of your waking hours. And most likely your nightmares. Of course I could be talking about none other than IB The Hypocritical Hate Mongering Slave Supporting Maggot.

But this is bigger than any monologue I could write to the memory—the legend—the absolute revulsion that is IB. This should be a compendium to sing his praises (of curse his filth). I want this to be the best of the best description of what in means, what it emotes, to read the vomit he produces so precipitously. Not my words, but a living growing testament to him by those who (unfortunately for them) have to deal with him on a regular basis on here.

So I will add this as a pseudo footnote to may posts that respond to his posts. I will clip in comment that I think are especially touching in an IB appropriate way. I will not copyright this testament, but I freely offer it to all to copy and add to. Append YOUR innermost feelings so IB and all can know how much he is loathed—or conversely how little he is tolerated.

I suspect this will eventually grow into a sizable tome, but all things start small. Even IB at one time started with but a single post. Even the great Statin Island garbage heap started with a single piece of trash. That is the glorious legacy that IB brings to us, and this is intended to pay appropriate homage to IB the man, IB the legend, IB the scumbag.

The first entry in the memorial is this one:

“I know you like to digress every thread in to oblivion but I have no interest in following you into an Rush Limbaugh style conversation where you pile on whatever crap you want and whomever piles the most and the fastest wins.

I made a comment about people having a double standard and you want to replace it with a single example. If you want to dry hump someone verbally find another victim.”

By slingblade. Well done, sir. That will be hard to beat, but IB does inspire great depths of feeling.


All you who DO understand that the uniqueness (fortunately) of IB must be properly documented, I encourage you to take this humble piece of writing and spread it across the ends of the earth, adding whatever other choice pieces of commentary you think appropriate.


But please, I beg you, do not dilute the sacredness of this task by incorporating other posted as the subject. There may be others you feel strongly about, but there really is only one IB. This is HIS story! Live long and prosper, oh ye Ode to IB.