Advertisement quotes I would love to see go away and other marketing head scratchers...

[alphaturtle]

How about the (presumably female) providers who describe themselves as "stallions?" They scare me a little....

[SD2011]

"100% independent. Call 214-555-xxxx and ask for "

[L.A.]

"New Pics!!!" Same ones in ads from 3 years ago.

[maxim_232]

I've always equated the "I'm a low volume provider" to "I'm a high priced provider", especially when there aren't any rates posted in the same ad. Personally I'm waiting to see an ad that says "I'm keeping my rates low because I'm fucking horny as shit and need to fucked a lot".

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by L.A.

"New Pics!!!" Same ones in ads from 3 years ago.

Its legal if its the same decade ...

[DallasRain]

What about the ones that say
"Highly educated and classy"
when they have a ton of misspelled words,improper grammer, and all kinds of stars & stripes & ampersands.

[pfmtony]

I'm sick of ads without locations. DFW is huge. If you aren't close and on time, you better have magic Pussy.

[wellendowed1911]

The ads that would irk me are when provider who states they are mixed with this or that- a few years ago to be mixed with "Brazilian" was the "norm". I knew a provider who was positing that she was "mixed" with something I knew she wasn't= when I asked her about it she jokingly said that stating she's "mixed" or "exotic" has a better marketing appeal.

[!!Sexy Erotic Morgan]

Sorry, no black men (besides your pimp right?)!!

Yeah I agree with Wellendowed also. Why even put your race (or list of races) in your ad? We can all see the pictures and we all know you are not Black, Chinese, and South American

[delimex007]

My fave pet peeve :: AA providers saying they are "" mixed "" . Jeez ,girls. Mixed is not black. Mixed is a combination atleast as far as escorting goes.

[L.A.]

"Seeking a generous man" What does that mean....we have to pay more than your rate? bring a gift? I'm easily confused when I see the word generous in an ad I don't know what to think.

[wellendowed1911]

Originally Posted by !!Sexy Erotic Morgan

Sorry, no black men (besides your pimp right?)!!

Yeah I agree with Wellendowed also. Why even put your race (or list of races) in your ad? We can all see the pictures and we all know you are not Black, Chinese, and South American

+100000

Also another one I find funny- is when providers- mainly the BP chicks put a disclaimer on the bottom of their AD stating: "Donation is simply for my time and companionship.... By contacting me you agree to these terms and not part of any law enforcement agency..."

If providers think that putting that disclaimer on their AD means that are free from prosecution that I have some prime time lakefront property for sale.

[Guest070818-1]

Originally Posted by delimex007

My fave pet peeve :: AA providers saying they are "" mixed "" . Jeez ,girls. Mixed is not black. Mixed is a combination atleast as far as escorting goes.

A lot of BP Black Girls aren't too proud to advertise black some strange reason. Go Figure. Basic Pimp Strategy/Low-Esteem Complex?

[ca1962]

Women who purport to be from Colombia, but spell it the American way "Columbia".

[Guest041816-1]

The Famous "I Love what I do and you would to", that really gets old.

Mix for advertising is not only BP its around here as well.