Current Top 5

[3dom]

Boas bush compared to Sugars is like the domesticated house cat variety, as it appears she grooms her Maincoon to some form & effect. Little itty bitty sweet sugar’s bush is like the wild and untamed mountain Snow Leopard of the Mongolian Alps. To her namesake,

Sugarbush makes a bush lover feel like a horny man in an eye candy panic, Lined up, checking the panties puff to pick the hairy ch-ch-ch chia pet muff that got more than enough! Sugar’s cotton candy effervescent pubescent plume, meshed over her tiny follicle drizzled lips, Sugars Shag Sings the FurBurger Anthem out loud, the tells nothing but the very hairy Truth! True to the Dirty Hairy Game, SugarBush is the Shit!
Plush as a bear skin rug, legs spread eagle to engage the eye, filling Sugar’s rented cunt with my coconut, saving her K POP face for daddy’s American Creme pie, nuttin’ but nougatey sperm frosted goo, caked and baked amidst Sugar’s Wooly Mammoth tufts, and groovy pussy hair-do! Even Mr Snuffalubagus on a late night Sugar binge date, pacaderming that shaggy muff with 36 inches of crunk angry trunk and 19 inches of elephantitus shank !

[Fo Show]

Originally Posted by 3dom

Boas bush compared to Sugars is like the domesticated house cat variety, as it appears she grooms her Maincoon to some form & effect. Little itty bitty sweet sugar’s bush is like the wild and untamed mountain Snow Leopard of the Mongolian Alps. To her namesake,

Sugarbush makes a bush lover feel like a horny man in an eye candy panic, Lined up, checking the panties puff to pick the hairy ch-ch-ch chia pet muff that got more than enough! Sugar’s cotton candy effervescent pubescent plume, meshed over her tiny follicle drizzled lips, Sugars Shag Sings the FurBurger Anthem out loud, the tells nothing but the very hairy Truth! True to the Dirty Hairy Game, SugarBush is the Shit!
Plush as a bear skin rug, legs spread eagle to engage the eye, filling Sugar’s rented cunt with my coconut, saving her K POP face for daddy’s American Creme pie, nuttin’ but nougatey sperm frosted goo, caked and baked amidst Sugar’s Wooly Mammoth tufts, and groovy pussy hair-do! Even Mr Snuffalubagus on a late night Sugar binge date, pacaderming that shaggy muff with 36 inches of crunk angry trunk and 19 inches of elephantitus shank !

No bush please

[Fo Show]

Come on guys. Help a brother from another mother out.

[greensand]

Originally Posted by Fo Show

What’s your top 5 ladies in ampville grading on looks and service/attitude? Must be thin And pretty!

Foxy is by far the prettiest and smallest. Cute little face with a sexy little body and absolutely no fat whatsoever. Huge YMMV, to the point that there are several arguments on here about her. If you are above average downstairs, probably don't even attempt. But if you are average size, decent looking, and go slowly, she's very fun and playful, and she's very cute.

Sasha @ Luxury is probably the best mix of looks/service of the girls I've seen, and she's definitely thin. The only bad part is that she has a vertical mommy scar that looks like maybe it was burned closed, and she's probably in her 40s but she still has the young asian genes. A cups, which is a turn off for some people, but she's probably the best fit for your criteria out of the girls that I've seen. She is a wild animal and seems to enjoy her work. You quickly forget about the scar, imo

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by greensand

Sasha @ Luxury is probably the best mix of looks/service of the girls I've seen, and she's definitely thin. She is a wild animal and seems to enjoy her work. You quickly forget about the scar, imo

indeed, I barely realize she has a scar. Shasha is a wild animal, I say that in the most loving and respectful tone!

Originally Posted by 3dom

Even Mr Snuffalubagus on a late night Sugar binge date, pacaderming that shaggy muff with 36 inches of crunk angry trunk and 19 inches of elephantitus shank !

3dom, are you ok? I'm going to have this line psycho-analyzed, and if need be, get you the best medical attention you deserve, LOL

[3dom]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

indeed, I barely realize she has a scar. Shasha is a wild animal, I say that in the most loving and respectful tone!



3dom, are you ok? I'm going to have this line psycho-analyzed, and if need be, get you the best medical attention you deserve, LOL

CHUNG please! Can you pull a couple fancy strings, and TRANcend
3DOM’ s straight jacket, and padded room,
Into silky pussy passages, lined with virgin wool and velvet dreams
Venetian channels propelled by SugarBush with Boa constricted paddles!
3D0M’s sex addicted 3some arch, the new age Noah knock boots n fannys
With bottomless refills of Prozac, Wellbutrin, viagra,
Laced with hydroponic KP0P psychoactive activated ASS CRACk
With captain Chung on the rusty TRANbone,
The horn sections sexual connection to rising of the tide,
to release the psychological profile of 9 cents spent on the sexiest 90 lb dime,
metamorphosis Of the psyches Krakon
tafadil Erected, sidifil psycho Mr “3Dom & Hyde!!!

[Heartsnatcher]

Originally Posted by 3dom

CHUNG please! Can you pull a couple fancy strings, and TRANcend
3DOM’ s straight jacket, and padded room,
Into silky pussy passages, lined with virgin wool and velvet dreams
Venetian channels propelled by SugarBush with Boa constricted paddles!
3D0M’s sex addicted 3some arch, the new age Noah knock boots n fannys
With bottomless refills of Prozac, Wellbutrin, viagra,
Laced with hydroponic KP0P psychoactive activated ASS CRACk
With captain Chung on the rusty TRANbone,
The horn sections sexual connection to rising of the tide,
to release the psychological profile of 9 cents spent on the sexiest 90 lb dime,
metamorphosis Of the psyches Krakon
tafadil Erected, sidifil psycho Mr “3Dom & Hyde!!!

I am not sure I follow but it is funny.

[3dom]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

indeed, I barely realize she has a scar. Shasha is a wild animal, I say that in the most loving and respectful tone!



3dom, are you ok? I'm going to have this line psycho-analyzed, and if need be, get you the best medical attention you deserve, LOL

Yes Chung I think so, thank you....
It’s Mr Snuffalubagus that I’m worried about. Last night there was an accidental coital slip, Snuff went for his signature donkey hammer drop on SUGARBUSH and got his Love Log obliterated when he pierced the hardwood flooring. He got himself the way hyperextended and broke his dick ligament that supports the big wooly~wooly...and several large splinters in his leathery scrotum were uncomfortable looking. I will keep you posted. Big Bird is not happy about this and coming to get him later tomorrow. According to snuff Big Bird has a putridly stinky pussy and all Snuff can say is , “ Ahhh Geee Bird”!
On a brighter note, I went to see SugarBush today she was perfectly fine! Not a scratch or gaping ”Mammoth” mudhole indentation in sight. what’s even crazier, the suppleness and elastic snap of the SugarBush is an anomaly!
Thanks for offering me the meds Chung

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by 3dom

Thanks for offering me the meds Chung

you're welcome, and this appears more serious than I considered last night. I have a call into Valeant, to ship as many samples of Wellbutrin as possible, for starters. being a Canadian Company, the particulars of USMCA should help speed delivery, you'll be doing the Y-M-C-A in no time.

[3dom]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

you're welcome, and this appears more serious than I considered last night. I have a call into Valeant, to ship as many samples of Wellbutrin as possible, for starters. being a Canadian Company, the particulars of USMCA should help speed delivery, you'll be doing the Y-M-C-A in no time.

Lol, Prozac Paradise is in F U L L E F F E C T!
Hey! Wait a minute. Speaking of Y M C A, I do believe that the Village People’s costumes are also the exact tools of the trade for the illustrious occupation of the male stripper! Hey, if you ever would like to take a wild walk in a providers shoes, now is our chance Chung! Not sure we would put La Bare out of business, but how wonderfully ironic would it be to soak in the hot ROS between the lines of your very first “Dik-Dancing-Chung review!
Your debut Headline reads:
“CHUNG’S HIPS HAVE THE MOVES, HIS DIPS DOWNTOWN STROKE CHECKS AND WET LIPS! MAMA WANNA DO BACKFLIPS AND LAND ON CHUNG’S VIET-DONG, WHILE TRAN’S TONGUE GROOVES MOWED THE WHOLE LANDING-STRIP!”...
That’s sum heavy shit man

SHOTGUN! ! !
3Dom gets first dibs on the Indian get-up!

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by 3dom

Lol, Prozac Paradise is in F U L L E F F E C T!
Hey! Wait a minute. Speaking of Y M C A, I do believe that the Village People’s costumes are also the exact tools of the trade for the illustrious occupation of the male stripper!

SHOTGUN! ! !
3Dom gets first dibs on the Indian get-up!

the Indian is yours! I'll take the Policeman, he sings lead, so it stands to reason he scores the most Chicks!

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[DFKDATY]

It has been a while since I screwed a hairy Asian girl. I happen to like that a lot. I hear this girl Boa is catholic, is sugar catholic too?

[3dom]

Chung, the photo of the guy reveals what appears to be a naval uniform, more than what appears to be the police standard of uniform. If what I’m seeing is correct, perhaps you inadvertently converge on yet a more fitting avatar for a couple reasons. Of course you may be the cop but consider this.
Firstly, if you choose the LE uniform, you may scare the crap out AMPland, and poison your cherished nectar.
Secondly, You are the Captain! Captain Chung, Top side one! Tran’s maritime banana hammock, Service to the CUNTry, A Portside Playboy, Hunting Starboard poontang, shaking that thang, working that worm and Magic, 3Dom, and Chung, Dick~Dancing for the Chickens Of The Sea.

I regret my choosing the Indian now. I will be lucky to have 3 dollars tucked into my banana hammock with Captain Chung around, and luckier to get a review!

Man Overboard!