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01-25-2011, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Dannie
There have been plenty of times I was handed the envelope and still....no horny.
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Oh that's just because he didn't put it in the mailbox and drive away.
What makes me horny? Now I know the answer I will leave here will benefit generations to come and may very likely change the way everyone here sees sex. So... Ready...
If you actually go to the trouble to shave (or trim) your balls... Instant wet.
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01-25-2011, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
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For players with no game.
Hi I am new to this board and wandering around. A few thoughts.
1. Confidence. Women dislike bitches as much as men do, check your man-bitch at the door, or cancel in advance if your man-bitch is PMSing. Women go for men who own their own skin and then some.
2. Humor. Women go for men who make them laugh. If you got no game, memorize a few jokes. If those fail, point that out and go with it, that is also funny (unless you are a man-bitch). Most women worth spending time with will laugh with you (not at you) and reward that you at least understood and made an effort.
3. Ask. If time is short, ask her what will help get her going, she'll tell you. If she shrugs off the question, don't whip out your man-bitch and wheedle until she stabs herself in the ears, instead depend on the old standbys: soft stroking or light scratching of hands, back of arms, top of shoulders, back of neck, other areas when she starts to open up. Don't go for the most sensitive spots right away. There is no harm, but it's a foul just the same. Take your time, it pays off.
4. Listen. Don't ask and then do everything except what she asks for. Demonstrate your active listening skills.
5. Talk. Suggest to her what you'd like to do before you do it. Women like men who know what they want, and like to know what might be coming next (surprise!). Women want to hear your voice. Some want suggestive talk, some want the dirty-dirty. Suggestive is more difficult, practice alone in the car so you don't fumble your game at the sound of your own voice. If you lack confidence, keep your mouth shut, voice is a dead giveaway.
6. Feet. Massage her feet well and the relaxation goes a long way.
7. The ultimate test of horny is if she ask for more. If she does not ask for more DATY then your DATY is FAIL, back to school for you. If she never asks for more anything from you, then YOU are failed, good thing you brought an envelope to ease her suffering and establish reliability for a possible retest.
8. Don't read #7 then go ask your ATF, how come you never ask me for more? If you do that, you are worse than a man-bitch and beyond broken.
9. You don't have to care whether she's soaking her panties or not; but the experience is way better if you do. Way.
10. Care about her feelings while staying within the boundaries. It can be a lot more challening than it sounds.
p.s. Don't bother with anyone's suggestions if you haven't VERY RECENTLY used soap and a washcloth between your buttcheeks and elsewhere. All the game in the world won't fix putrid. (Rhymes with stupid.)
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01-25-2011, 10:34 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
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I think you'll do well here, laddie.
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01-25-2011, 10:38 AM
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The main thing that gets me REALLY wet is to have my breasts sucked, licked and played with. OMG...I get so drenched!!! And my orgasms become more intense if my nipples are being worked on. :-)
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01-25-2011, 10:39 AM
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You sir are very correct. But a big turn on too is when you have a hard on when you walk through my door.
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But what if you see me at KFC with a hard on?
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01-25-2011, 10:45 AM
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My biggest turn on at the moment is Rachel Starr...I can't get enough of that broad.
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01-25-2011, 10:49 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
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Originally Posted by CoHorn
But what if you see me at KFC with a hard on?
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She'll want your drumstick, and she'll be finger-lickin' good.
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01-26-2011, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 10, 2010
Location: TX
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Well then I'm going to take the advice of that song and "LET IT WHIP" just for you Princess!!
Show me yours and I'll show you mine!!!
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01-26-2011, 03:04 PM
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Location: Dallas
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Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole
My biggest turn on at the moment is Rachel Starr...I can't get enough of that broad.
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God I agree with you about Rachel Starr! She is so damn hot and no one can work an ass like she can!
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01-26-2011, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by samantha thom
The main thing that gets me REALLY wet is to have my breasts sucked, licked and played with. OMG...I get so drenched!!! And my orgasms become more intense if my nipples are being worked on. :-)
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That's my FAVORITE thing to do..... EVERYDAY!!!
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01-26-2011, 03:18 PM
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You can suck your own nipples ONEXKID?
WOW! That must be nice...
XOXO
ItalianaPrincess
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01-26-2011, 03:25 PM
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You can suck your own nipples ONEXKID?
WOW! That must be nice...
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LMFAO.... No but I'd like to practice on you!!!
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01-26-2011, 03:38 PM
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Uh huh...
Don't ever DARE an Italian, lol!!
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01-26-2011, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess
Don't ever DARE an Italian, lol!!
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I DARE YOU!!!!!
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01-26-2011, 03:55 PM
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LMAO - Oh "It's ON like donkey kong" now baby!!!
Get ready - check your text msgs!!!
BTW - you are sabotaging your own thread, but I like it! (giggle)
XOXO
ItalianaPrincess - GAME ON- XKID!!
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