Poll!!! "BestOralnTexas & Diana Deepthroat" in one session? What are your thoughts?

[Wakeup]

"Why're you looking at me like that?"
"Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay."

[Gator42]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

"Why're you looking at me like that?"
"Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay."

"Giggity, Giggity.....Giggity, Giggity...... Gigitty GOO!"

[dearhunter]

I'm back......I won't pay one hooktard to spit on my dick....why would I consider paying two?

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I'm back......I won't pay one hooktard to spit on my dick....why would I consider paying two?

Thank god...I was about to send TexasGator out as a search party, because I didn't care enough to do it myself...just sayin'...

[Wayward]

Have I told you just how much I love holiday weekends in SHMB land?

[carkido45]

WTF she invites Wakeup and Deerhunter and not me I call BUllshit.

[ANONONE]

I don't see the option:

[] Eh. . .maybe. . .if I was drunk and flush with cash I didn't know I had on me.

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I'm back......I won't pay one hooktard to spit on my dick....why would I consider paying two?

Thanks Dearhunter for making me backsnort my OJ this morning. That was priceless.

[bestoralntexas]

Happy New Years all!

So my poll was a serious market research inquiry. I wanted to see if anyone would be interested, as well as teSt the combination shock factor.
And thankyou Carkiddo, Wakeup,DH, Trey,etc.. You guys that I mention by name, I am not your cup oif tea, nor you mine, but I have nothing but respect for people who keep it real, and say it outloud. Yall are a litle rough around the edges, don't sugar coat thats for damn sure, and just like me are not politically correct... but your honest. Thanks. Eccie Addict, you rock, Mr. Cool too!Oh and Justin Scott, I believe I owe you as is? When your ready...
I wanted to get the market temp, and get some of the possible critical comments, I figured the "Lynch Mob" i believe that little group is, gives a pretty impression of possible rejection.
Yes Diana would do solos I am sure, and we will meet regardless, we wanted to know if that would be something of interest. Um, also, she screens, which I am sure I can assist her with and yall with. Most H-town I have had the pleasure, geez what a whore I am! But it would benefit her in that way as well.


All of us are YMMV, and some more than others. I genuinely like to go beyond my clients expectations; BUT if i am unccomfortable, or if I sense any negativity towards me or in general I can tell you... Your Mileage WILL Vary.
Another factor with me is manscaping, and your preparation to receive a proper "Cock Worshiping", FYI: I dont like furballs! That is a work hazard for me; so lets give JR a trim, and keep him clean! Don't mind uncircumcised, IF you detail deep clean Jr.(and I mean every nook and cranny). And OMG, so you showered and it took you 5 min to get to Amy's World, well even the walk from the parking lot, up the stairs, and to me will give you SWEATY BALL FLAVOR!
Everyone should;d take advantage of a shower when arriving, and if not,
your mileage will vary! Some other do's and don't while I am at it:
* don't put your legs on top of us as we work, this looks easy to You but its hard work-were not a mule.
*don't start shaking and jittering like epilepsy please! Lay back and enjoy the ride, we don't usually need your help-in fact it makes it harder.
* do not attempt to put your hands anywhere unless permission granted, or if the bbbj is a prelude to the next step. i allow breast worship to MOST, AND slim few get more, don't expect anything, and you will be more likely to be given extra's.
*If with me especially, do not apply talc powder, COLOGNE, ETC below the belt! YMMV
*I am not the deepest, or biggest, or widest mouth in the south, I am the fucking wettest and sloppiest. And I tease, if you are a deepthroat only dude, well if you come to my world, its Amy style, a touch of this and that-AS I PLS!
*BBBJCIMNQBS ---I SPIT FOLKS! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I SWALLOWED ALL THAT CUM. THATS ALOT OF JIZZ! AND I USE A SECRET MOUTH SPRAY, IMPOSSIBLE TO SWALLOW, THAT BEING SAID DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BE IN MY THROAT WHEN YOU POP, PLEASE. ALSO , you swell when close and during, and that tight mouth could be very bad situation if she got lockjaw.
*rimming! I have been dabbling, and some may receive, again YMMV x 1000!
Hygiene and your effort on your body to make this as pleasurable and non-offensive as possible will get you that session you jack off to on PornHub!

Last piece of info/advice, self learned, and yes a jewish girl, ive been naughty!
But here ya go, "Dont fry bacon NAKED!"

[Wakeup]

Will a mod PLEASE close this fucking ad?

[bestoralntexas]

i don't have the right to place an ad with another provider's name in the title, Wakeup.
I do have permission to run this poll, and your opinion dually noted. I will request it close as soon as 72 hours are up, and the poll closes, okie dokey? there is no AD!
No prices, no date, no nada, just 2 names!

[ImaMrCool]

Originally Posted by bestoralntexas

Eccie Addict, you rock, Mr. Cool too!

Thats all I get? Pffft

[bestoralntexas]

Originally Posted by ImaMrCool

Thats all I get? Pffft

SSSShhh Mr.Cool, I was being subtle, you know...smooth....

[petiteassman]

that got me less aroused than this one. with all the rules and regulations and ymmv's i know msog wont be an issue.. i doubt many guys could get hard once

Originally Posted by bestoralntexas

Happy New Years all!

So my poll was a serious market research inquiry. I wanted to see if anyone would be interested, as well as teSt the combination shock factor.
And thankyou Carkiddo, Wakeup,DH, Trey,etc.. You guys that I mention by name, I am not your cup oif tea, nor you mine, but I have nothing but respect for people who keep it real, and say it outloud. Yall are a litle rough around the edges, don't sugar coat thats for damn sure, and just like me are not politically correct... but your honest. Thanks. Eccie Addict, you rock, Mr. Cool too!Oh and Justin Scott, I believe I owe you as is? When your ready...
I wanted to get the market temp, and get some of the possible critical comments, I figured the "Lynch Mob" i believe that little group is, gives a pretty impression of possible rejection.
Yes Diana would do solos I am sure, and we will meet regardless, we wanted to know if that would be something of interest. Um, also, she screens, which I am sure I can assist her with and yall with. Most H-town I have had the pleasure, geez what a whore I am! But it would benefit her in that way as well.


All of us are YMMV, and some more than others. I genuinely like to go beyond my clients expectations; BUT if i am unccomfortable, or if I sense any negativity towards me or in general I can tell you... Your Mileage WILL Vary.
Another factor with me is manscaping, and your preparation to receive a proper "Cock Worshiping", FYI: I dont like furballs! That is a work hazard for me; so lets give JR a trim, and keep him clean! Don't mind uncircumcised, IF you detail deep clean Jr.(and I mean every nook and cranny). And OMG, so you showered and it took you 5 min to get to Amy's World, well even the walk from the parking lot, up the stairs, and to me will give you SWEATY BALL FLAVOR!
Everyone should;d take advantage of a shower when arriving, and if not,
your mileage will vary! Some other do's and don't while I am at it:
* don't put your legs on top of us as we work, this looks easy to You but its hard work-were not a mule.
*don't start shaking and jittering like epilepsy please! Lay back and enjoy the ride, we don't usually need your help-in fact it makes it harder.
* do not attempt to put your hands anywhere unless permission granted, or if the bbbj is a prelude to the next step. i allow breast worship to MOST, AND slim few get more, don't expect anything, and you will be more likely to be given extra's.
*If with me especially, do not apply talc powder, COLOGNE, ETC below the belt! YMMV
*I am not the deepest, or biggest, or widest mouth in the south, I am the fucking wettest and sloppiest. And I tease, if you are a deepthroat only dude, well if you come to my world, its Amy style, a touch of this and that-AS I PLS!
*BBBJCIMNQBS ---I SPIT FOLKS! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I SWALLOWED ALL THAT CUM. THATS ALOT OF JIZZ! AND I USE A SECRET MOUTH SPRAY, IMPOSSIBLE TO SWALLOW, THAT BEING SAID DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BE IN MY THROAT WHEN YOU POP, PLEASE. ALSO , you swell when close and during, and that tight mouth could be very bad situation if she got lockjaw.
*rimming! I have been dabbling, and some may receive, again YMMV x 1000!
Hygiene and your effort on your body to make this as pleasurable and non-offensive as possible will get you that session you jack off to on PornHub!

Last piece of info/advice, self learned, and yes a jewish girl, ive been naughty!
But here ya go, "Dont fry bacon NAKED!"

[bestoralntexas]

Originally Posted by petiteassman

that got me less aroused than this one. with all the rules and regulations and ymmv's i know msog wont be an issue.. i doubt many guys could get hard once

Oh damn, forgot a regulation/requirement; thanks for the reminder.
**Must have your own COCK!

[SneakyCancer]

if i had 2 dicks....then i would be all in....but i prefer my sloppy sessions.....one woman at a time. savor the flavor....and enjoy the moment.... besides 2 at a time....means one less session with someone else.