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Originally Posted by Bob McV
Toyz has a somewhat reasonable hourly rate, but if you wait till the 27th it does go down a bit as the salmon start their run!
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Yes this is true. Ladies, I know it seems odd for you to pay me for sex rather than the outdated model of me paying you...but.
*Its me or its free!
*Truly a Unique experience!
*Let me be your DILF (Dad I'd like to fuck)
*Full BFE (boyfriend experience)
*Mustache rides no up charge!
READ these glowing tributes from recent Hoogars.
"Damn I should be paying you"!
OMG I NEVER cum with a client"!!
"You have such a BEEG CAWK"!!
So get your pre booking in to lock down my special rate of $37.50 before the Salmon Run starts & you are shit out of luck...
Operators standing by...