Dear Abby
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas. I have recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville; and is married to a transvestite.
My parents live in Fort Worth and both have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, both of whom are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with a minor.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview; but I suspect she is still a part time "working girl".
All that considered, I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family; and I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. But I think I have a problem..
Do you think I should tell her that I have a cousin who supports Obama?
Signed, 'Worried About My Reputation''
TD
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