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Originally Posted by cpi3000
If orgasms are a trigger for wanting as cigarette, then I am your man. You can enjoy sex without the benefit of reaching orgasm. I can provide many references who have not "gotten theirs" when engaged in sexual congress with me. In other words, I am highly qualified to give you less than satisfying sex. Use me as you will. I do not mind. It is the selfless kind of person I am.
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....oh how I have missed you and your posts, dear friend. Just like you to always be thinking of others!! You are a sexual philanthropist!
Since I am doing fine on the smoking, maybe you can help me out with the CPI3000 workout plan?? I still need to lose this last 20 lbs.
So far so good, ya'll! I'm still smoking two cigs a day, but I also have not killed anyone so that is always a plus.