Why Guys Should Ride a Girl instead of a Bike???

[Niki Filly]

I am not a professional writer. So please for give all errors. I didnt have it proof read.
Why riding a bike is bad for your health:
Lesson 1

I was riding my bike on a beautiful sunny day minding my own business, When my phone rang. I was in the middle of a deserted parking lot so, I figured whats the harm in answering it. Instead of bringing my bike to a complete stop, I continued to ride & talk. With one hand on the handle bars.

Things went smooth till I came to the end of the lot. Instead of slowing down and coming to a complete stop I decided I could make it through the intersection. I looked both ways, I saw one car way off, another alittle closer. I decided I could make it.
Do to being distracted because I was talking on my phone, I didnt realize that the car was doing 50 in a 35 zone. Where are the cops when you need them.

So I had the ultimate decision, Hit the Car or hit the ditch. I decided the ditch was less of a threat. it didnt look that deep.So I hit the ditch with half break, I realized to late that the ditch was deeper then it looked. Phone goes flying, i go head over handle bars into the ditch.

I layed there alittle stunned replaying in slow mow what just happened. The car that almost hit me didnt even slow down or stop to see if I was ok. Then I remembered my phone. So I tried to get up to find it. Big mistake. I was covered head to toe with sandburrs. So I laid back down and I just busted out laughing. whether it was because I just realized I was 1 block from my house ( they say most wrecks happen close to home) or it was laugh or cry, I still dont know.

About this time a pedestrian walks by & asks if im OK. I couldnt stop laughing. She helped me get untangled from my bike, even found my phone. Then she helped me walk my bike home. I was pulling sandburs out the whole way.

Then a thought hit me: Forget the bike, Ride the girl!!!

If you liked the story let me know. I have a few more.
I wrote this. Its actually a true story.

[PAPA JOE]

LOL ... it's a lot more fun to ride the girl !!!

[Niki Filly]

TY for being kind. the next story has a sad ending.

[acp5762]

Originally Posted by Niki

TY for being kind. the next story has a sad ending.

I would say your last story had both a sad beginning and ending.