You know so little about it that you are going to get robbed, not get a nut. Find yourself a wing man who knows what's up. Search for and read old Dallas SC reviews from Logan.
But in general, first find a stripper you would potentially go to VIP/Champagne Room/etc. with. You'll have to buy some dances so you have time to see if there's any chemistry and so you can talk to her. Ask her what the deal is about VIP, how much she charges, how much the SC charges, how much of a tip your VIP waitress is going to expect. Also ask your waitress the same. Ask the waitress if she will deliver the drinks then never return until time is up, or unless you text her, or unless she must tell you a raid is about to go down. Ask them if the managers are fuckheads that will interrupt you, play game with the lights, walk around with a flashlight, blow a police whistle. If you've found a stripper worthy of going to the VIP with, ask her for specifics, would she do this, would she do that, what would she not do. If she won't answer the questions, if she is vague, etc. then pass. Repeat until you find one who is straightforward. St James and TMC strippers, and lots of strippers at other clubs want $500 for an hour, everything included, and the club will want about $300-350 for hour in the VIP, which will include a bottle of champagne or vodka plus setups. Waitress is going to expect a tip on the whole amount - a huge tip. Take your own condoms - I had a stripper at Cover Girls tell me she could get one from the bathroom valet, but they were $40 apiece after 1:00 AM. Before you go to VIP, have your stripper and waitress confirm that the DJ knows she is going to VIP and won't call her on stage so that the dancer has to leave to go sort it out with the DJ. Did I mention pimps and pimped-out strippers? Some strippers will try to wrangle a tip from you at the worst moment, if you know what I mean, even though she's already gotten some dances from you and you're giving her $500 for the VIP hour. You might start in a nice dark private location, but then some loud, rude mofos move into the booth right next to or across from you and spoils the mood and inhibits the stripper. I could go on ...
So much can go wrong, so much probably will go wrong.
My advice: save your money. Think with your brain, not your dick. VIP is never worth it. Nothing like driving home knowing you just unassed $1000 for pretty much nothing.
Sincerely,
Mr. Been There; Done That.
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