Encounter: Jonna - Too many rules

[Eudemon]

Date: 7/15/2021
Name: Jonnahouston
User ID:: https://www.eccie.net/member.php?u=17885
Phone: +1 832-580-6196
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://tryst.link/escort/jonnahouston
City: Addison
State: Texas
Address: Near Vitruvian Park
Activities: Not much - light breast play, nipple sucking, short mish, hand job, doggie, cbj
Hair Length and Color: Blonde, shoulder length
Age: 56
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Jonna is short with a very firm, fit, tight body. She's 5'2", with small but real breasts, nice nipples, great skin. She was wearing light makeup, but with that horrid black eye liner ruining her natural look. She was wearing a tight white shirt and pants, nothing really stimulating or sexy at all.
Recommendation: No

[Kobe_Kassidy]

Sorry the experience was a let down, but don't lose hope. You just need to know what questions to ask, and lean on fellow hobbyists for advice.


PM me, and I'll send you in the right direction.

[TAdrvrII]

I remember her from Houston years ago. When I saw her ads pop up in Dallas, I figured the Houston guys got tired of her bullshit service. It's not you, it's her.

[Chung Tran]

I looked back 2 1/2 years, until your review just now, she had 27 ''yes'' and only one ''no'' recommendation(s). Either her service recently went South, or there are lots of Guys who are frightened of the word ''no''!

[Eudemon]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I looked back 2 1/2 years, until your review just now, she had 27 ''yes'' and only one ''no'' recommendation(s). Either her service recently went South, or there are lots of Guys who are frightened of the word ''no''!

I was reading and reacting to her body language the entire time, and she never opened up. She was just a lousy lay this time. She never acted interested at all, and that's my primary rule with women.

[hdanish]

Reminds me of the line from Saturday Night Fever.
"Some guys just don't know a lousy lay"
"well, it I'm such a lousy lay how come the next day they always send me flowers?"
"Maybe they thought you was dead"

[CG2014]

She is the one who said in her advertisements that she has the prettiest pussy in Texas.

From what I heard that is not true.

Originally Posted by Eudemon

Age: 56

I always knew from looking at her photos that she is old.

She always answered the requests and told me many times she was 30 and that was only 3 years ago.

In her Tryst ad she put 40's.

https://tryst.link/escort/jonnahouston

[Guest031124]

Terrible! Not sure if I should feel more sorry for the OP or for her. It must be awful to be her. The OP TOFTT, that’s for sure.

Thanks for the honest review.

[Wile E Coyote]

Thanks for the review.

Yet another provider who has been providing longer than she should be and for what I have read on her, her service was not really worth a shit decades ago either. But, she did have some good reviews, which, unless she is YMMV, makes me wonder if those reviews were accurate as they were trying to not cause waves from the provider backlash or monkeys that are also known as provider white knights.

[ManSlut]

I’m sorry you got hustled OP, and I know this is harsh, but that BITCH is old and ugly, that’s obvious from her photos...I would have to be drunk and blindfolded to even consider fucking this hag.

But thanks for writing this well earned ‘No’ review, you’re a Hero in my book. It takes balls 98% of Fucktard Nation doesn’t have to write a ‘No’, and that’s why I don’t write reviews here anymore, it rewards these sorry asses who have cost me money here.

Originally Posted by hdanish

Reminds me of the line from Saturday Night Fever.
"Some guys just don't know a lousy lay"
"well, it I'm such a lousy lay how come the next day they always send me flowers?"
"Maybe they thought you was dead"

Rotflmao!!

Originally Posted by CG2014

She is the one who said in her advertisements that she has the prettiest pussy in Texas.

From what I heard that is not true.

I always knew from looking at her photos that she is old.

She always answered the requests and told me many times she was 30 and that was only 3 years ago.

In her Tryst ad she put 40's.

https://tryst.link/escort/jonnahouston

They all say unbelievable bullshit like this, which leads me to my new saying, “Q. How can you tell when a Hooker is lying?...A. Her lips are moving but there’s no cum coming out of her mouth!”

[zoozang]

Thanks I will pass. Life is too short for shit like this. We

[slowjoe]

Its been several years...had a no go. Very much agree with this.

[rfguru]

LOL...she also dmands you are hair free all over!

[Jonstrong233]

Seen her years ago. Horrible experience. She talked and was looking for something for the first 15 min. Then told me I only had 10min left so I should extend to the hour. Which I did not. She use to post about sport fucking.