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Tiny · 02-11-2019, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by friendly fred

That's why I donate so much money to pretty girls who are skinny with long hair. If the government ever unjustly convicts me of a crime and seizes my assets, then all those ladies I have given money to for their time will repay me in my hour of need, I'm sure.

Fred, Those pretty girls aren't going to do jack shit for you. You should do like I do. I watch videos on YouTube of my beloved hero, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, and whack off. If you do this too you could save up a lot of money to pay your lawyers.

Tiny · 02-11-2019, 12:38 PM

Mystic, one other thing. This is a huge blessing for Manafort. Until Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is elected President in 2024, the federal prison system is the closest thing we have in the USA to Socialist Nirvana.

themystic · 02-11-2019, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiny

You don't need to lie Mystic. The providers here don't really care how old you are. Lyndon Baines Johnson was the most corrupt man who served as President during your life.

As to the rest, Robert Mueller, Kenneth Star, Russian collusion, blow jobs in the White House, it's all the same thing, two political parties attacking each other and creating jobs for lawyers. I don't care about any of that.

However, as you know, I had a Road to Damascus Moment. Franklin Delano Roosevelt spoke to me. Now I say fuck Manafort. He fucked with the Man, Big Brother, Big Government, whatever you want to call it. And now he must pay the consequences. First, he took what rightfully was due to the Man by cheating on his taxes. Far more importantly, the mother fucker didn't file a Form TDF 90-22.1 in 2012. This is probably why they're confiscating all his assets. This would have listed all foreign bank accounts in which he had a beneficial interest. The Man has to know this, because, in 2024, when my hero Alexandria Ocasio Cortez becomes president, she must know where all the peoples assets are, so she can officially confiscate them on behalf of the Man. Hiding shit from its owner is not cool. Manafort is not cool. He deserves to spend the rest of his life in jail, along with people who sell crack and other nonviolent offenders.

what you talkin bout Willis? LBJ freed the slaves for real. The GOP tries to give Lincoln the credit but we all know that's BS. You should join AOCs campaign. Use your brain Tiny, you're a smart man. Guaranteed pussy for free. Socialist chicks suck dick for fun.

Tiny · 02-11-2019, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by themystic

what you talkin bout Willis? LBJ freed the slaves for real. The GOP tries to give Lincoln the credit but we all know that's BS. You should join AOCs campaign. Use your brain Tiny, you're a smart man. Guaranteed pussy for free. Socialist chicks suck dick for fun.

Yes, I went to a few meetings of the Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade when I was in college. The women were easy and reasonably attractive. Only drawback was they didn't shave under their arms. I don't care whether Alexandria shaves or not though. I love her and I want her to be president.