He changed my blood pressure medicine a couple of months ago and my blood pressure has been higher than ever so I switched back to my old meds and told him that that's the second time his precious metoporal has caused me to end up in the ER and I said 'thanks a lot dumbass.' (We're old friends)
Then he checks my bp and it's 90 over 60. A bit too low. He looks at the prescription bottle and asks how much am I taking, I'm taking one per day. He replies "It's only supposed to be a half per day. Read the bottle DUMBASS!"
So now we're both dumbasses...
How's your Monday?? lol