Midget ho's

[AmishGangster]

Why aren't there more? Seems such a shame, all those lonely midget ladies needing extra cash to order cute outfits from specialty midget stores and fancy stepstools and all.

Your thoughts, if any?

[kngslmn]

plus they make your dick look huge, im all for it

[Guest072323]

I've been looking for one for a gazzilion years....

One time in one of the Ft Erie strip clubs... I had a really pretty dwarf (which is different... and maybe better) do a lap dance for me.

I couldn't believe there wasn't a line of guys bidding on her....
She was fantastic.
It was 30 years ago... and I didn't start hobbying until about 25 years ago....
I wish I would have known then.....

[AmishGangster]

I have found 2.

This ho stood me up and gave me the run around in Baltimore http://www.cityvibe.com/albuquerque/...-treat/1506705

And this one is in Chicago, gotta make a road trip there this winter. http://msfunsize.escortbook.com/
Might have to break my rule and pay for CBJ tho

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by amishgangster

I have found 2.
Might have to break my rule and pay for CBJ tho

Carp... not sure if I could do a CBJ.... even if it's a midget....
CBJ is like not really getting blown at all....

[BluMax]

Originally Posted by amishgangster

Why aren't there more? Seems such a shame, all those lonely midget ladies needing extra cash to order cute outfits from specialty midget stores and fancy stepstools and all.

Your thoughts, if any?

Midgets can be fun as they are in proportion. They are just small. That word is offensive these days and far be it from us to be politically incorrect.

Now dwarfs are a different story. A dwarf has disproportion of body parts,short limbs and the such. Dwarfs are not flexible making many positions difficult.

Several years back I did pick up a chick that the 3rd Dimension in McKees Rocks that claimed to be 5'. I thought it was funny at the time because I am 6'3". We looked like The Courtship of Eddie's Father" leaving the club. Her actual height was less that than that and fell under the medical definition of dwarfism. She was cute and if she were 4 inches taller she would have been out of my league but being the opportunist that I am I took full advantage for as long as I could. She ended up marrying a giant at 5'1". Still talk to her.

[Knute]

Originally Posted by BluMax

Midgets can be fun as they are in proportion. They are just small. That word is offensive these days and far be it from us to be politically incorrect.

Now dwarfs are a different story. A dwarf has disproportion of body parts,short limbs and the such. Dwarfs are not flexible making many positions difficult.

that claimed to be 5'. I thought it was funny at the time because I am 6'3". We looked like The Courtship of Eddie's Father" leaving the club. Her actual height was less that than that and fell under the medical definition of dwarfism. She was cute and if she were 4 inches taller she would have been out of my league but being the opportunist that I am I took full advantage for as long as I could. She ended up marrying a giant at 5'1". Still talk to her.

Didn't the 3rd Dimension close in 1980?