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[Guest020916-3]

so someone had just text me this really funny joke it goes why is 6 afraid of 7...... because 7 ..8..9

Omg get it 7 ate (8) 9

Hehe to cute.

Do you have an awesome joke? ?

[never 2 old]

Jack & Jill went up the hill, each with a buck & a quarter.. Jill came down with Two Fifty.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[offshoredrilling]

u812

[ronmex]

lol. I'll keep it going

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
b/c 7 was a six offender.

[iggy]

There was a man named Cass, his balls were made of brass.
when he clanged them together, they played stormy weather,
and lighting shot from his ass .

[iggy]

DD's wife shops a lot spending huge amounts of money.
DD got himself a tattoo of a $100.00 bill.
Returning home and announcing to his wife he got a tattoo.
She she asked to see it , and asked why he would get a
tattoo of a hundred dollar bill on the head of his dick.
DD responded, now any time you want to blow $100.00 you can.
DD is in the hospital doing fine.

[Tiger]

What is 69 and 69?
Dinner for four..

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What is 6.9?
Good sex interrupted by a period.

[never 2 old]

There was a girl who had a curl right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good she was very very good. But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, a condo and a sports car........


Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, while Little Bo Peep gave him head.

[D7000]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[Loki Pk]

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up from his newspaper and said; " Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said: Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."

She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight ?"

He looked her up and down and said, "Mission Accomplished."

Peace
PK

[Tiger]

Sexual Exhaustion
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
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[Guest072323]

What is the square root of 69?

Eight something.