Held by Miss Daisey (a true story)
One day while Miss Daisey was visiting at Nursing Home she looks up to find HKP looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted."To get straight to the point, I know I am old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if you would help me.""Of course," Miss Daisey smiled."I was wondering if we could take a walk down to the park and if your could hold my penis for a while."Miss Daisey saw no harm in it,so she agreed. Since then they made it a regular occurence, and every day the Miss Daisey and HKP sat on the park bench and she held his penis.One day,the Miss Daisey went to the bench,but the man was not there. Feeling hurt, she looked around for him. To her amazement, she saw him and another woman-and SHE was holding his penis!"Miss Daisey goes over and says what does SHE have that I don't?" HKP looked up at her and smiled."Parkinsons," he replied.
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