“Dark in here.”

[Brooke Daniels]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, hides in the closet and watches.

The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yeah it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s out there.”
Man: “okay, fine, how much?”
Boy: “$250″

The next few weeks it happens again that the little boy and the man are in the closet together.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yeah it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
The man remembering last time asks the boy, “how much?”
Boy:”$750″
Man: “Sold”

A few days later the dad says to the boy, “Go grab your gloves and lets go play a game of catch.”

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my ball and glove.”

The dad then asks, “How much?”

The boy says, “$1,000″

The dad says, “That is terrible to overcharge your friend. That is way more than those two things cost. I am taking you to church, to confession.”

They go to the church and the dad makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”

[imabout2]

That is a good one!😄

[Champagne Brown]

lmao

[imabout2]

It's funnier when Siri speaks it to you!

[ks22001]

lol

[Goddess Emma Love]

Too funny! LOL!

[jbravo_123]

Hah nice!