Number Two: how to politely shit at an incall

[guest032013]

I couldn't find the lactose intolerance forum... Sup homies??

[Guest120615-3]

Whosdair- Don't waste that "good time" for the toilet!

Give her a "Chili Dog".... shit on her chest and then tit fuck!

That's partying- the lactose intolerant way!

[NormalBob]

Depends.

[lisa.lisa0302]

Bring incense.

If its a hotel. Bring a candle or febreeze.

[Whodat]

Too funny, I had this issue just yesterday. I found a wegmans nearby just before the appointment. They have some nice clean bathrooms, lol

[DDarkness]

Webber,
Thats too much for even me!

[Guest120615-3]

Originally Posted by DDarkness

Webber,
Thats too much for even me!

Hey, I only scored 51% on my purity test.

You boys are doing crazier stuff than me!

[offshoredrilling]

I never did more than a number one at her incall. So I never thought about this.

However with the 3 I see the most. If one of us has to go, both go in and keep talking to each other. If I was to try that with most providers

[Lexxxy]

I know you're being a smart ass BUT like I'm sure it has happened where someone sometime has had the flu or food poisoning or IMS and it didn't hit them until on a date lmfao. I don't even know what I would do if someone jumped up and ran to the bathroom and closed the door and...... well you hear everything that goes on in the bathroom when you're sitting in the room haha. I would probably feel all kinds of bad for him, I bet it would be so embarrassing.

[JONBALLS]

I dont use bathrooms anymore.
I doody on the front yard
I doody on the sidewalk
I doody in the driveway in the hopes I drive over it, drag it out on the road with my tires where hopefully it ends up on the mudflaps of a ONE PERCENTERS ESCALADE!!!you BASTARDS !!...sorry..
i would politely excuse myself from the session first though..thank you..
I am a 99 percenter.
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!

thanks who's for a thread I can intellectually rap my mind around...

[DDarkness]

Originally Posted by mwebber

Hey, I only scored 51% on my purity test.

You boys are doing crazier stuff than me!

MW granted I may have scored fairly low on that interesting little test BUT ... BUT there are things that I would never EVER do, one of the most disturbing for me involves scat! And there are a few others that I never nor will I EVER do. BUT there are some that I tried, determined that they were not for me, and I am comfortable and confident in what I do and enjoy doing!

BUT NO SCAT ... thank you very much!

[offshoredrilling]

"BUT NO SCAT ... thank you very much!"

So you do not want to buy a used cell phone from me. Cheap. Was only in her john a few seconds after she then I took a leak. Still makes and receives calls. But after 6 months the screen does not work now.

[guest032013]

It's more manly to pump and dump with a crew from ecce I guess... Suddenly at poopy time all the big men are shy and modest? There's usually a taco bell near the hotel strip, lose the inhibitions fellas! Peace

[offshoredrilling]

Shy and modest. Me not at all. Just never had to take a dump at the time with a provider. But have been when she needed to.

If I was with a provider, and one of us needed to dump a load. Do you want that in a review. Not even I would put that in a review. mmmmm unless my new cell went for a swim like my old one did many months ago.

I have found if cell goes for a swim. it is best to be with a provider. She has a hair drier.

scat is not a problem. The shower or bathtub can be fun before heading to the bed.

[offshoredrilling]