There once was a man from Kildaire.......

[GolfNut6372]

There once was a man from Kildaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair
The banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air!

[Poppa_Viagra]

A homo who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
Where they agued all night
Over who had the right
To do what and ith which and to whom.

[Salty Again]

... A pretty-bird hooker named Tanny
Found Pinocchio feeling rather ranny
She did what she could
Even though he's "all" wood
And now she's picking splinters from her fanny!

#### Salty

[MrThrowback]

An undertaker’s daughter named Maddie
Befriended a young virgin Laddie
She said, “lf you do what I say, we’ll have a great lay
Since I’ve buried more stiffs than my Daddy.”

[mba_25]

Without the permission of John Valby…

There was a young man from ‘stanbul
Who awoke with red spots on his tool
He want to his doc
Who looked at his cock
And said “wipe off the lipstick you fool”

[ben dover]

Loved his work! DR Dirty!

[Michael8219]

The original-

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it."

[Naughtius Maximus]

My girl has no cherry
But that is no sin
For she still has the box
The cherry came in

[MrThrowback]

There once was a man from McNameter
Who was blessed with length and diameter
But it wasn’t his size
That gave them surprise
It was his rhythm iambic pentameter

[Dogor54]

There once was a man named Kent
His dick was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble he doubled it
Instead of Cumming he went

[mba_25]

Originally Posted by Dogor54

There once was a man named Kent
His dick was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble he doubled it
Instead of Cumming he went

I’ll take an assist on this one.

To save him the trouble
He stuck it in double

Another Valby favorite. Thanks for reminding me of it!

[Salty Again]

... Assist praise given there, mate. ... Nicely done! ...
As I was starting to fear we were tipping downhill.

#### Salty

[The_Waco_Kid]

there was a penis from Venus
who fucked a vagina from Mars
when the penis was done it rolled the cunt over and said ..

now it's time to fuck Uranus


bahahahahhaaa

[TCB Guy]

A worried young man from Kabul
Had little red spots on his tool.
When he went to the clinic,
The doctor, a cynic,
Said "wipe off the lipstick you fool."

[TCB Guy]

A talented surgeon named Alice
Can double the length of your phallus.
At a thousand an inch,
She is more than a cinch,
To own half the city of Dallas.